Scrawls on the Walls

[bubbaramfan]

I'm sure most of you, while using the restroom in grade school to using a public stall at Mickey D's or the theatre, have read peoples "scrawls on the walls". I have read some hilarious stuff. Here's a couple that have stuck with me.

"In days of old, when knights were bold,

and toilets weren't invented,

they laid their load,

beside the road, and walked away contented.



While sitting there doing my business, I noticed far down at the furtherst corner, a few lines. I had to bend way over to read it

"You are now at a 45 degree angle"

 

[Rmfnlt]

I'm sure most of you, while using the restroom in grade school to using a public stall at Mickey D's or the theatre, have read peoples "scrawls on the walls". I have read some hilarious stuff. Here's a couple that have stuck with me.

"In days of old, when knights were bold,

and toilets weren't invented,

they laid their load,

beside the road, and walked away contented.



While sitting there doing my business, I noticed far down at the furtherst corner, a few lines. I had to bend way over to read it

"You are now at a 45 degree angle"

"Please stop throwing match sticks in the toilet. The crabs are learning to pole vault!"

 

[RamFan503]

Small letters in the grout line of the tile - reading upward. "You crack me up." Or, the one I've seen many times. "Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted."

 

[RhodyRams]

49ers Fans live here

 

[bubbaramfan]

here I sit,
in silent bliss,
listening to the falling pizz.
Now and then
a fart is heard,
telling of
a coming turd.

 

[nighttrain]

on a bathroom wall of bar in Iowa,
'born on a mountain, raised in a cave, trucking and F@##$$$%%T% is all that i crave'

train

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

"Those who write on bathroom stalls

Roll their shit in little balls

And those that read those words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit"

 

[Selassie I]

867-5309

 

[UKram]

The cleaners cloth cant stop my pen
the shithouse poet strikes again

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

"Those who write on bathroom stalls

Roll their crap in little balls

And those that read those words of wit

Eat those little balls of crap"

I read this in a restaurant when I was 13. This stupid little bit of bathroom poetry is embedded in my memory. But I can’t recall what happened in a football game a week ago.