Questions we should never ask

[WarnerToBruce]

Why wouldn't "TuTu" Atwell negotiate with David Long (currently #22) for his uniform number?

Perplexing...

 

[AvengerRam]

And will he, at the conclusion of his career, compete on Dancing with the Stars and break out the Tutu Tango?

 

[Tano]

I was thinking this forum was going to be about Questions You Should Never Ask (a woman) and should be in the Off Topics forum.

And let me tell you - since getting married I have found out a number of questions I should never have asked

 

[Loyal]

I was thinking this forum was going to be about Questions You Should Never Ask (a woman) and should be in the Off Topics forum.

And let me tell you - since getting married I have found out a number of questions I should never have asked

Gee honey, how many pounds have you put on since we got married?" ~ Tano

 

[Tano]

Gee honey, how many pounds have you put on since we got married?" ~ Tano

I would be dead

 

[Memento]

I was thinking this forum was going to be about Questions You Should Never Ask (a woman) and should be in the Off Topics forum.

And let me tell you - since getting married I have found out a number of questions I should never have asked

Rule number one: Never ask how much a lady weighs.

 

[Tano]

Rule number one: Never ask how much a lady weighs.

Rule Number two - never ask how old they are

 

[oldnotdead]

If you need to ask her that you don't need to know. (weight)

 

[Tano]

And one that has gotten me in big trouble

How long does it take you to put on make-up anyway?

 

[Loyal]

"Your mother isn't staying for Christmas AND New Years, is she?" ~ Tano

 

[Tano]

"Your mother isn't staying for Christmas AND New Years, is she?" ~ Tano

She says that to me since her mother died before I met my wife.

 

[Memento]

And one that has gotten me in big trouble

How long does it take you to put on make-up anyway?

Well, in my case? None. I prefer to look as natural as possible. Not that it helps my looks.

 

[Jorgeh0605]

Rule Number two - never ask how old they are

R Kelly just found his defense argument

 

[bubbaramfan]

Honey, how does this new dress look? Tano, "It makes you look fat".

 

[Selassie I]

Does this dress make me look fat?

No... it's your ass.

 

[majrleaged]

Well My wife likes to ask me which one I like better so she can choose the opposite.

 

[Neil039]

Never ask how far along her pregnancy is if you don’t know if she’s pregnant.

 

[thirteen28]

Never ask how far along her pregnancy is if you don’t know if she’s pregnant.

Dave Barry once said you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you can see a baby emerging from her at that very moment.

Although I'm kinda thinking, just maybe that might not be the best time to ask either. But hey, that's just me.

 

[WarnerToBruce]

Neil039 said:
Never ask how far along her pregnancy is if you don’t know if she’s pregnant.

Dave Barry once said you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you can see a baby emerging from her at that very moment.

Although I'm kinda thinking, just maybe that might not be the best time to ask either. But hey, that's just me.

I still am paying for time I couldn't help but burst out laughing when my wife asked a neighbor when she was due and she said she wasn't pregnant.

She feels I should have quick-wittedly wiggled her out of that situation. But it was just too damned funny...

 

[thirteen28]

I still am paying for time I couldn't help but burst out laughing when my wife asked a neighbor when she was due and she said she wasn't pregnant.

She feels I should have quick-wittedly wiggled her out of that situation. But it was just too damned funny...

Worth it.