POLL: Inappropriate Gift Scenario

[Loyal]

Imagine you have a close friend and he's congratulating you on your wedding anniversary. He wants to get you both a gift as you walk through Nordstroms (pre-Covid). You walk through the women's evening wear and he picks a very sheer negligee.
"She'll look good in this, " he says.... You would...

 

[Loyal]

What is the most inappropriate gift you have ever given/recieved?

 

[nighttrain]

a sympathy card on a certain young lady's 30th b'day
train

 

[Oldgeek]

A bottle of olive oil and a plastic drop cloth, to my boss at the office party for him and the HR babe.
Everyone knew they were banging but I was stupid enough to give the gift.

 

[Loyal]

a sympathy card on a certain young lady's 30th b'day
train

*week before....
"So just how old are you, girl?" ~ train before death

 

[Dodgersrf]

Mine wasn't necessarily a poor gift.
I did however give a not-so-glowing speech at a friends wedding.
It wasn't mean or horrible, but it wasn't entirely supportive either.

 

[Juice]

When I graduated college, one of my friends gave me a tube of Vagisil.

 

[1maGoh]

Imagine you have a close friend and he's congratulating you on your wedding anniversary. He wants to get you both a gift as you walk through Nordstroms (pre-Covid). You walk through the women's evening wear and he picks a very sheer negligee.
"She'll look good in this, " he says.... You would...

First off, if he was trying to shop at Nordstrom's, we wouldn't be friends (even in the before times).
Second, is assume he's joking and as such I would find a more inappropriate joke to make back. Something like "I don't know. It wasn't very flattering on your wife last week."
Third, if he clearly wasn't joking I would take it as a compliment, get through that shopping trip, never shop with him again, and then deeply contemplate why I went out shopping with a dude in the first place.