NFL: Bowl Cuts, Man Buns, and Fashion Catastrophes

[Merlin]

Figured maybe we could have some fun poking at NFL dudes here a bit while we wait for Sunday. I'll start it off with the google results of "NFL" + "Bowl Cut" which has some good ones.


And no bowl cut list can exist without Notorious D, Mark Davis, disappointing son and errant collection of DNA from one of the NFL's greatest execs:

Then of course we have Dave Krieg, that former Seattle great that 80% of the "12th Man" probably couldn't identify in a lineup. Rumors persist that he refused to take his helmet off when he went to the barber:

I am sure that Aaron Rodgers, who is always a trendy douche, is filled with regret on the occasions he opens up ESPN the magazine:

And speaking of douchebag QBs no list would be complete without Tom Brady. Now I suspect this one might be doctored but does it matter?

Last but not least is Justin Herbert, good young QB as he is, looking like a natural here though it is mostly his strong hairline (that bastid):

Oh and say it ain't so 21..!!!

 

[FaulkSF]

Jared Allen and his Tennessee Top Hat have entered the chat:

And who can forget Johnny Unitas' crew cut. Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

This isn’t NFL but… our high school plays a few others schools that redshirt players. My 14 year old freshman son while on the D-line facing a 19 year old Senior Olinemen with a full beard, used the beard to his advantage and yanked on it to throw the kid off balance while he rushed the QB.

Hair is fair game. Notice that we are r seeing so many offensive players with it flowing behind their helmets?

 

[Angry Ram]

I know he came off chemo and all but man...James Conner. What were you thinking??

 

[Loyal]

My widow's peak is Rams strong! ~ @Merlin

 

[Flint]

Figured maybe we could have some fun poking at NFL dudes here a bit while we wait for Sunday. I'll start it off with the google results of "NFL" + "Bowl Cut" which has some good ones.


And no bowl cut list can exist without Notorious D, Mark Davis, disappointing son and errant collection of DNA from one of the NFL's greatest execs:
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Then of course we have Dave Krieg, that former Seattle great that 80% of the "12th Man" probably couldn't identify in a lineup. Rumors persist that he refused to take his helmet off when he went to the barber:

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I am sure that Aaron Rodgers, who is always a trendy douche, is filled with regret on the occasions he opens up ESPN the magazine:
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And speaking of douchebag QBs no list would be complete without Tom Brady. Now I suspect this one might be doctored but does it matter?
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Last but not least is Justin Herbert, good young QB as he is, looking like a natural here though it is mostly his strong hairline (that bastid):
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Oh and say it ain't so 21..!!!
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I would love to know how much Mark Davis has to pay someone to do that to his hair. Does he not have a wife?

 

[RamDino]

I would love to know how much Mark Davis has to pay someone to do that to his hair. Does he not have a wife?

Or a barber?

 

[Merlin]

I would love to know how much Mark Davis has to pay someone to do that to his hair. Does he not have a wife?

I assume he's single but no idea. I do recall hearing he flies somewhere for his barber to give him that cut though.

 

[AvengerRam]

Is it me, or does Mark Davis look like the product of an attempt to clone Brett Favre that went terribly, terribly wrong.

 

[FaulkSF]

I would love to know how much Mark Davis has to pay someone to do that to his hair. Does he not have a wife?

According to my Raider fan friends, Mark still drives the dust buster Chevy Astrovan.

 

[Merlin]

I picture Mark in one of those old Dodge vans with the 70s Frank Franzetta theme painted on the sides and the circular bubble window.

 

[Classic Rams]

Is it me, or does Mark Davis look like the product of an attempt to clone Brett Favre that went terribly, terribly wrong.

I can see that; he looks like Lloyd Christmas and Brett Favre had a kid, and then pissed on it.

 

[Neil039]

Rich guys with bowl cuts are on par with ugly girls with huge hooters. Just does it for some people.

 

[ReekofRams]

My widow's peak is Rams strong! ~ @Merlin

Here I thought you’d already passed your peak.

 

[thirteen28]

How does this topic have this many replies without a mention of Cam Newton, a one man walking fashion disaster?

 

[Deac]

Only thing he is missing is Mom's rollers

 

[Merlin]

That scarf man... Cam has some swag to him for sure but ain't nobody gonna pull that look off.

 

[thirteen28]

Only thing he is missing is Mom's rollers
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My point exactly.

What a fucking clown.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

Only thing he is missing is Mom's rollers
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My gram called that a Babushka

 

[Flint]

Only thing he is missing is Mom's rollers
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Cam certainly knows what he looks like he’s just trying to reestablish what is attractive. Fashion is subjective after all, look at some of what designers put on the runways. That being said I think he’s just trying to be outrageous which is whatever. He strikes me as someone who wants to be edgy and unique but if you’re trying to be those things you’re not really.