Looking way too far forward...

[JonRam99]

The Mexican Standoff

 

[GabesHorn]

RAMS Mayhem Massacre in Mexico City (Burrito Bowl)

 

[Farr Be It]

I wonder whatever happened to that Governors Cup? Last team that won it, dumped it?

They donated it to Bernie.

He drinks Skinny Girl Margaritas out of it every night.

 

[Dodgersrf]

Dia de Muertos Jefes

 

[ReekofRams]

All my answers come from a bad place.

I'd say we are going to beat the pants off of them, but that sounds like the after effects of a drinking binge in Vegas...

Don't your answers always come from a bad place.

 

[ReekofRams]

The Mexican Melee

 

[Ramlock]

The Taco Tussle

 

[PressureD41]

Harpooning the Walrus

 

[-X-]

La copa del Gobernador

 

[DR RAM]

The Ramble in the Shithole

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I'm curious as to where Vegas puts the "over-under total points". 70?

I'll make a prediction here.

Mexico City will be the Chargers home by 2025.

I wonder how that would work. I bet any team in Mexico would have trouble attracting free agents. Why would Americans want to live done there from July to January, when they could stay in the U.S.?

Sure the NFL wants to expand the market but do the players?

The Andy Reid Midseason Meltdown

Do you mean the annual Andy Reid midseason meltdown?

 

[Corbin]

Viva Los Rams Por Siempre!!

I wonder whatever happened to that Governors Cup? Last team that won it, dumped it?

That’s a damned good question. I’d love to buy that bastard!

 

[Loyal]

Viva Los Rams Por Siempre!!


That’s a damned good question. I’d love to buy that bastard!

Dang..we lost to the Chiefs in that last Governors Cup game in 2015, so the Chefs are using it for an ash tray, prolly..

 

[Corbin]

Dang..we lost to the Chiefs in that last Governors Cup game in 2015, so the Chefs are using it for an ash tray, prolly..

Honestly we should start a new tradition in the NFL like from college, we start playing for that obsolete cup just to do it! Let's get Demoff on board with this!

We can go 4-12 but we still won the cup!

 

[Ramlock]

The Ramble in the Shithole

OMG that’s funny!

 

[Mackeyser]

Don't your answers always come from a bad place.

Only the short ones...

 

[JackStraw]

The Aztec I.C.E. Bowl

PROPOSED TARGET MARKETING:
****This is satire. This is meant to be fun. I enjoy creative writing and this thread seemed to be an appropriate outlet. For the record, I enjoy people reading my writing the same way I have sex - consensual*****
High above stadium entrance: Mexicans! Enjoy MNF as a community! Buy tickets HERE!

If you don't join us, someone else will!

*DUN dun dun DUN!*

I'm assuming this game will be packed, so I beg of you America\Rams Organization! Step it up. Let's use this game to recruit some great Americans! Let's weed out the Mexican men and women who attended cause of free tickets or general cartel privilege. There's surely Ram allies and future full blown Ram heads within this mysterious and giant country! Let's seek and seduce!

Without interns/entry level Ram employees this is a lost process. Fly them down for the big game. Provide them private security and assign them to set-up and operate 10-20 kiosks laying beneath banners reading 'RAM FANS WANTED' scattered across the confines, providing quizzes titled 'So you think you possess the passion of the loco American Ram fan?' Fill out now for your chance at a fully accommodated trip to Los Angeles No purchase necessary. Your information is fully protected and access from 3rd party solicitors is prohibited.

These forms will contain 10 multiple choice, 5 write in questions about the McVay era and a space to write a brief explanation of their connection with the team. Document must be submitted 20 minutes prior to kickoff at nearest kiosk. Those who elect to take assessment and earn prolific scores(too five percentile) will be notified shortly after kick off and will be required to sign terms of service allowing video surveillance throughout the game.

A translator will be available to explain to qualified contestants the newly adapted circumstances. Consenting parties will be scored on a situation-behavioral assessment. A pass/fail grade will be assigned based on contestant's actions throughout carefully chosen moments throughout the game. Observations include: Alertness, disinterest, situational reactions, outcome awareness, and appropriate cheering/frustration will all be measured based on observations made by a selected group of surveyors who obtain ability to disqualify participants on demand.

Disqualified candidates will be immediately contacted during following television time out. They'll receive a Rams t-shirt for sportsmanship and if available, immediate seat upgrades. If a participant makes it the entire game under surveillance, the judges like they've witnessed - likely the diagnosis of extraordinary behavior and a prime candidate for recruitment!

After conclusion of game(Rams win!) those who have not been informed of disqualifIcation will be asked to report to the same kiosk where initial assessment was conducted. Upon arrival winners will immediately be handed a large envelope containing details explaining that their vacation is more than just a week long journey. The L.A. Rams and US government based on excellent observations are proposing permanent U.S. residency -If desired. If citizenship is denied, season tickets will still be granted and allowed to be used at owner's descretion.
*Citizenship granted pending a basic background check on violent crime amd/or cartel activity*

Green cards will be activated in July 2020 and will be accompanied by 2 season tickets, a modern jersey of player of choice, a new home and a lucrative list of full time job opportunities. Winner's newly constructed homes will be located in newly founded Kronketon, CA; a 100 square mile state of the art neighborhood filled with fellow contest winners, Americans who recently moved to California and are new season ticket holders and some(sadly struggling) ex-players of LA/STL Ram teams.

Failure to appear to at least 6\8 home games MAY result in revoked citizenship. Ticket scalping will result in federal prosecuting and ICE disciplinary action. If fired from job for any reason, the deadline for finding new employment will be Monday after Super Bowl Sunday.

WARNING: Employment with any current or former NFL hating Hollywood elites within the film industry may put new patriots at risk reversal of immigration status with an expedited deportation, but not without warning. Indentured servitude is not why they were invited into our great country!

It will be strongly encouraged contestant winners volunteer to sacrifice any previous allegiances to traditional soccer and abstain from viewing any competition on American television. The inescapable World Cup comes around every fourth year and will be deemed fair view. Fully recognizing and displaying biased pride in American football will certainly help finalize permanent immigration status.

Learning of the English language is completely optional, although, for those with patriotic passion, classes will be available for free 2-10 hours per week at various YMCA centers within parameters of Kronketon or can be arranged via online @ www.HablaEspanolLosRams.gov

Do we have any volenteers?

 

[fearsomefour]

I'm curious as to where Vegas puts the "over-under total points". 70?

I'll make a prediction here.

Mexico City will be the Chargers home by 2025.

With the Chargers ownership and location Tijuana makes more sense.
Half time show....being out the donkey....

 

[Dieter the Brock]

The Flan Bowl

 

[badnews]

My understanding of spanish is um, limited.:rolllaugh:

NSFW

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/los jefes son pedos de la coños