Jimmy Garoppolo Takes Porn Star Kiara Mia On Date

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Here is how it works extremely promiscuous people. We all have flora and fauna that live with us, bacteria. Its normal, no way around it.
But when they say " when you have sex with someone you have sex with everyone they did", its true.
And people have different bacteria that live with them and not all people have the same bacteria. Its a line of multiplication by the number of people you have slept with and the number they have slept with.
You can have thousands of peoples bugs in you with just 10 people.
And if you have done hundreds of people like porn stars, do the math. = stinky pussy.
Hope he wore a rubber.
 

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Here is how it works extremely promiscuous people. We all have flora and fauna that live with us, bacteria. Its normal, no way around it.
But when they say " when you have sex with someone you have sex with everyone they did", its true.
And people have different bacteria that live with them and not all people have the same bacteria. Its a line of multiplication by the number of people you have slept with and the number they have slept with.
You can have thousands of peoples bugs in you with just 10 people.
And if you have done hundreds of people like porn stars, do the math. = stinky wuss.
Hope he wore a rubber.

Well this is out there LOL
 

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Exactly. He could meet a great girl, total babe, nice, smart and from a great family. And she finds out he got with "that" and she is out, done.
Yeah babe, could you do this like she did? I mean, boy she did it good.
 

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Hell no. Shes just entering her prime. I wont even talk to a woman under 35
Yeah I don't know what's wrong with me.
I'm into women.
Not that there's anything wrong with 18 to 34 but most of them are just girls.
 
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I'm sorry Rams men.
But if you wouldn't severely nail the living hell out of that for about 48 hours straight.
(Or ......in my case, at least try)

Your libido might be a little out of kilter.
 

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I'm sorry Rams men.
But if you wouldn't severely nail the living hell out of that for about 48 hours straight.
(Or ......in my case, at least try)

Your libido might be a little out of kilter.
If this were representative of the current reality as it pertains to Ms. Mia, I would agree. However... Not so much.
 

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I bet this was all a big mix up. Jimmy thought he was taking one of the pawn stars out on a date and he would be giving the hummer not getting.
 

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I'm sorry Rams men.
But if you wouldn't severely nail the living hell out of that for about 48 hours straight.
(Or ......in my case, at least try)

Your libido might be a little out of kilter.

I'd bet that pic is really old, and really photoshopped. She doesn't look like that, and in this recent photo she looks like she needs to get herself back in shape..........it doesn't get easier as you get older so starting now would be a good idea. It looks like she is wearing a body shaper under the dress too.

And I can never understand women that have gallons of silicon put into their boobs. It's one thing to get them enhanced, it's another to look like a fucking circus sideshow act.

This is from this year......... I'd bet not even @Mojo Ram would hit that.

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I'd bet that pic is really old, and really photoshopped. She doesn't look like that, and in this recent photo she looks like she needs to get herself back in shape..........it doesn't get easier as you get older so starting now would be a good idea. It looks like she is wearing a body shaper under the dress too.

And I can never understand women that have gallons of silicon put into their boobs. It's one thing to get them enhanced, it's another to look like a freaking circus sideshow act.

This is from this year......... I'd bet not even @Mojo Ram would hit that.

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What? She looks just like J-LO when she wore that green dress cut down to her navel at the Grammy's.:D
 

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If this were representative of the current reality as it pertains to Ms. Mia, I would agree. However... Not so much.
Reality?
Between the airbrushing and the plastic surgery and the makeup and the photoshopping and the very fact that she's a porn star.

That doesn't leave much room for "reality". :D
 

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And I can never understand women that have gallons of silicon put into their boobs. It's one thing to get them enhanced, it's another to look like a freaking circus sideshow act.
I'm right there with ya here. NOT attractive....but you know i like em thick as long as they've got that hip and waist area under control. True curvy. Hourglass. I'll have none of that flat butt with a gut action....or those big boobs sittin' on a michelin tire action.
 

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I'd bet that pic is really old, and really photoshopped. She doesn't look like that, and in this recent photo she looks like she needs to get herself back in shape..........it doesn't get easier as you get older so starting now would be a good idea. It looks like she is wearing a body shaper under the dress too.

And I can never understand women that have gallons of silicon put into their boobs. It's one thing to get them enhanced, it's another to look like a freaking circus sideshow act.

This is from this year......... I'd bet not even @Mojo Ram would hit that.

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I'm not going to lie, I would hit that
 

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One I'd hit. The other one after a while I might feel like hitting it, but I'd have to control myself so that I don't end up getting arrested for assault and battery. Plus she may hit me back.
 

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One I'd hit. The other one after a while I might feel like hitting it, but I'd have to control myself so that I don't end up getting arrested for assault and battery. Plus she may hit me back.

Would you hit it after @hotanez though LOLOLOLOL
 

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I'm right there with ya here. NOT attractive....but you know i like em thick as long as they've got that hip and waist area under control. True curvy. Hourglass. I'll have none of that flat butt with a gut action....or those big boobs sittin' on a michelin tire action.