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Here's the deal. I kinda want the Cheatriots to end the Chefs tomorrow. I know, I know, that is straight up sacrilegious from a Rams fan. Especially one who lived through the 2001 season.
But hear me out.
There is something about Mahomes that just perturbs my man panties. I'm not sure it is kermits fault. It might just be all the talking heads continually fouling their beak on the fecal splitter of the KC QB. It's borderline odious at this point.
The fight for dominance between the media harlots is only rivaled by whatever is going on between Adam Gase's left and right eye. Dealing with Collinworth's "WOW" to Tessitore's "Show Time Mahome's" is legitimately making me a bit nauseous. That's at least 40% of why I want the cheats to win come Sunday.
Another 20% comes from growing up in STL. I loathe the Chefs dweebs. I had to deal with that penisy fan base for my first 25 orbits of the sun. I'm done with them. I personally want to lick the tears of sorrow and let down off of a few faces during my next visit home.
The other 40% you ask? Well let me edify you. I wan't the RAMS to be the Alpha and Omega of Tom Shady's career. That would make me spill my man milk about every inch of my dwelling. Knowing that we brought that ugg boot pedaling pretty boy's career to a start and an end would make me happy for the rest of eternity. I could die post SB and I wouldn't even fight it.
So what say you? Dilly Dilly or How could I?
But hear me out.
There is something about Mahomes that just perturbs my man panties. I'm not sure it is kermits fault. It might just be all the talking heads continually fouling their beak on the fecal splitter of the KC QB. It's borderline odious at this point.
The fight for dominance between the media harlots is only rivaled by whatever is going on between Adam Gase's left and right eye. Dealing with Collinworth's "WOW" to Tessitore's "Show Time Mahome's" is legitimately making me a bit nauseous. That's at least 40% of why I want the cheats to win come Sunday.
Another 20% comes from growing up in STL. I loathe the Chefs dweebs. I had to deal with that penisy fan base for my first 25 orbits of the sun. I'm done with them. I personally want to lick the tears of sorrow and let down off of a few faces during my next visit home.
The other 40% you ask? Well let me edify you. I wan't the RAMS to be the Alpha and Omega of Tom Shady's career. That would make me spill my man milk about every inch of my dwelling. Knowing that we brought that ugg boot pedaling pretty boy's career to a start and an end would make me happy for the rest of eternity. I could die post SB and I wouldn't even fight it.
So what say you? Dilly Dilly or How could I?
