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And I'm f'ing drunk. Holy hell! At least they seem to have wifi everywhere
 

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That's pretty normal, everyone gets drunk as hell in NO.

It's almost the only reason that city exists.......well, wait.......also tranny strip clubs.......but you'll learn more about that if you keep drinking.
 

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LesBaker said:
That's pretty normal, everyone gets drunk as hell in NO.

It's almost the only reason that city exists.......well, wait.......also tranny strip clubs.......but you'll learn more about that if you keep drinking.
Lol. Man that town almost ate me alive last time I was there. You wouldn't think a drink called a hurricane would make you try to fight a horse. But guess what...


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Horses are pussies and natural shit talkers. Juggernauto, you need to finish the deal for X. Lay one of those four hoofed bastards out.
 

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LesBaker said:
That's pretty normal, everyone gets drunk as hell in NO.

It's almost the only reason that city exists.......well, wait.......also tranny strip clubs.......but you'll learn more about that if you keep drinking.


LMAO

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Paul, I looked. Couldn't even find a horse. Lol we did however end up in what must be the "B Squad" of all "B Squad" titty bars. One of them nasty skanks had some hefty gums. She almost could have passed. But I kept looking at the ginormous bouncer and thought....nah. This place was so ratty I only spent $20. And $10 was on beer. I asked for a can of coke and it was $7, while a beer was $5.....made no since
 

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El Juggernauto said:
Paul, I looked. Couldn't even find a horse. Lol we did however end up in what must be the "B Squad" of all "B Squad" titty bars. One of them nasty skanks had some hefty gums. She almost could have passed. But I kept looking at the ginormous bouncer and thought....nah. This place was so ratty I only spent $20. And $10 was on beer. I asked for a can of coke and it was $7, while a beer was $5.....made no since

Makes perfect sense. 4 cokes ain't gonna make you a better tipper.
 

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LesBaker said:
El Juggernauto said:
Paul, I looked. Couldn't even find a horse. Lol we did however end up in what must be the "B Squad" of all "B Squad" titty bars. One of them nasty skanks had some hefty gums. She almost could have passed. But I kept looking at the ginormous bouncer and thought....nah. This place was so ratty I only spent $20. And $10 was on beer. I asked for a can of coke and it was $7, while a beer was $5.....made no since

Makes perfect sense. 4 cokes ain't gonna make you a better tipper.
Y-bit then in typical "shoot yourself in the foot" behavior, they pour weak drinks.

Wahtever Juggs if ya do anything carnal pack a chute Nawlins has stuff that makes you explode the instant you wet yer wick
 

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This thread made me el oh el. Horses... natural shit talkers.... BWAHAHAHAHAH!! I will slug the boogers out of a horse after a few hurricanes tho...... and by horse, I mean floor.

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[4]Please don't mess with those police horses on Bourbon Street. I've seen them in action and it aint pretty![/4]