I believe that Darian Stewart is going to totally break out this season. With a healthy secondary and Mikell watching his back, Stewart will post ninety tackles, four sacks, three interceptions, and two forced fumbles.
Robert Quinn will also break out. He will post ten-and-a-half sacks this season, force three fumbles, recover three of his own, and block a kick to boot.
Austin Pettis will surprise everyone and come into camp with a vengeance. In spite of his suspension, he will make the team and shock Rams fans around the world by posting up 458 yards, thirty-four receptions, and four touchdowns in limited time.
Lance Kendricks will recover from his awful rookie season and post up numbers fitting of a tight end with his talent: 574 yards, seven touchdowns, and fifty-six receptions.
Bradford, who now has several reliable targets in Amendola, Salas, Pettis, Quick, Givens, and Kendricks, and two reliable backs in Jackson and Pead, will dominate opposing defenses and post up 4,839 yards and thirty-eight touchdowns while throwing a mere seven interceptions.
As for Saffold? With the coaching of Boudreau, he and Smith will finally live up to their potential and give Bradford two tackles who will - hold - the - line. With Kevin Hughes slotted in at left guard, the line will crush anyone who dares oppose them. The line as a whole will give up merely fifteen sacks all season long - including the postseason, in which we will win our Super Bowl and begin a dynasty of our own.
Oh, and in spite of a valiant effort by RG3, the Redskins lose out, we get a top five pick, and we select Marcus Lattimore with that pick to be the heir to Steven Jackson.
And yes, I believe every word I'm saying.
