LEGEND Dumbass of the Day

[Dodgersrf]

Some winter snow day I might tally up the contributors lol

I'd be curious to see the tally

 

[1maGoh]

Her last name is Academy? The hell.

Umm... No? It was Chevalier.

 

[Prime Time]

Florida does contribute considerably to this thread.

I would guess over half of the dumbass reports are from Florida. The site Fark has its own Florida label due to the immense amount of nuttiness which originates from that state. There's even a Facebook page called "Dumbasses of Florida."

 

[SteezyEndo]

Umm... No? It was Chevalier.

Still sounds like academia...If you want to get fancy.

 

[RhodyRams]

I would guess over half of the dumbass reports are from Florida. The site Fark has its own Florida label due to the immense amount of nuttiness which originates from that state. There's even a Facebook page called "Dumbasses of Florida."

 

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I would guess over half of the dumbass reports are from Florida. The site Fark has its own Florida label due to the immense amount of nuttiness which originates from that state. There's even a Facebook page called "Dumbasses of Florida."

I lived a few miles east of the biggest redneck city IN Florida back in the day.
Loxahatchee. Here's the prototypical Loxahatchan.

 

[bnw]

I lived a few miles east of the biggest redneck city IN Florida back in the day.
Loxahatchee. Here's the prototypical Loxahatchan.

They must be a dumb bunch hunting hurricanes inside a house.:rant:

 

[Prime Time]

In the words of Joe Dirt, "What's crap-ening?" The advertising dumbasses who created this mascot should be fired.
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http://mashable.com/2017/09/11/denn...e&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#a3vjdGUr95q9

Denny's craptastic new mascot has inspired some pretty good poop jokes
BY JENNIFER MACHIN

Denny’s is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed...

All eyes are on their fairly new, not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people think bears a striking resemblance to feces a turd.

 

[Prime Time]

http://fox8.com/2017/09/17/police-man-arrested-after-scaring-daughter-with-clown-mask/

Police: Man arrested after scaring daughter with clown mask
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio man has been charged after chasing his 6-year-old daughter around a neighborhood while wearing a clown mask and another man is charged for firing a gun.

Police say the girl first jumped into a stranger’s car and then ran into a stranger’s apartment while screaming that a clown was chasing her in Boardman Township on Saturday night.

Police say a man in the apartment building came outside and fired a gunshot into the ground.

The father told police he chased his daughter to discipline her for behavioral issues instead of spanking her. He’s been charged with child endangering and inducing panic.

Police say the man who fired the gunshot has been charged with using weapons while intoxicated.

 

[HeiseNBerg]

(No shit?!? Yes, in fact -- shit!)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899358/Police-hunt-jogger-defecating-Colorado-lawns.html

Colorado police hunt for 'mad pooper' jogger who has been defecating on a family's lawn for seven weeks

• A female jogger was first spotted with her pants down outside a Colorado Springs family home seven weeks ago
• Cathy Budde said the woman has been defecating in the same area once a week for almost two months
• The jogger has been spotted running with paper towels tucked into her tights
• Police say she could face indecent exposure and public defecation charges

The hunt is on for a female jogger dubbed the 'mad pooper' who has been busted defecating on a Colorado family's lawn for almost two months.

Police in Colorado Springs are now investigating after the family first spotted the woman with her pants down outside their home seven weeks ago.

Cathy Budde said her children were the ones to catch the jogger mid-squat and ran in screaming to tell her.

"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'' Budde told KKTV.

'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'

Budde said she thought it was just a one time thing and the woman would have been too embarrassed to show her face again.

But she said the jogger has been back once a week to defecate, despite there being public restrooms in a nearby park.

The woman always has paper towels tucked away in her tights, according to the shocked family.

'I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.' ... She ran by it like 15 times yesterday and she still pooped,' Budde said.

 

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[RedRam]

In the words of Joe Dirt, "What's crap-ening?" The advertising dumbasses who created this mascot should be fired.
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http://mashable.com/2017/09/11/denn...e&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#a3vjdGUr95q9

Denny's craptastic new mascot has inspired some pretty good poop jokes
BY JENNIFER MACHIN

Denny’s is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed...

All eyes are on their fairly new, not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people think bears a striking resemblance to feces a turd.

 

[Prime Time]

Florida strikes again.
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http://nypost.com/2017/09/19/naval-nurses-booted-over-disturbing-pics-posts-of-mini-satan-newborns/

Naval staffers booted over disturbing pics, posts of ‘mini Satan’ newborns
By Lia Eustachewich

Facebook

Workers at a naval hospital in Florida have been booted from their posts after sick photos went viral of them rudely posing with newborn babies and referring to the tots as “mini Satans.”

One of the pics posted to Snapchat shows Allyson Thompson, a corpsman at Naval Hospital Jacksonville, flipping the bird to a baby who’s wrapped in a blanket, along with the caption, “How I currently feel about these mini Satans,” according to Action News Jacksonville.

In another photo, Thompson grins as she holds a baby up by its arms. The pic was shared by a woman who identified the employee as a “navy nurse” who made the newborn dance to rap music, First Coast News reported.

Thompson and another employee, Joanie Barrett, were identified as the culprits in an online post.

The rogue staffers have been “removed from patient care,” the hospital said in a statement.

“We are aware of a video/photo posted online. It’s outrageous, unacceptable, incredibly unprofessional, and cannot be tolerated,” the hospital said. “We have identified the staff members involved. They have been removed from patient care and they will be handled by the legal system and military justice. We’re in the process of notifying the patient’s parents.”

Thompson and Barrett could not immediately be reached.

 

[12intheBox]

View: https://twitter.com/lindseythiry/status/910305424653541376

 

[Prime Time]

Yeah, like you didn't make enough money already attaching yourself like a barnacle to John Lennon, you old hag.

Btw she's right in this case but I still can't stand her. It's a tie between her and the reprehensible Cher.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4510270/yoko-ono-sued-for-john-lennon-name-as-lemon/

Beatles widow Yoko Ono sues drinks firm selling lemonade called John Lemon for ‘hijacking music icon’s image’
John Lennon's widow, 84, threatened fines of £4,500 every day until they recalled all the bottles.
By Gary O'Shea

BEATLES widow Yoko Ono has sued a drinks firm selling lemonade called John Lemon.

Yoko, 84 — who administers late husband John Lennon’s estate — claimed his image was hijacked.

She was upset the drink was promoted with an image of his round spectacles and the line: “John Lemon, Let it Be.”

And an online image showed a mural of the singing legend — who was shot dead by a loner in 1980 — grasping a lemon tree.

Yoko sent legal letters to the Polish drinks firm and their UK distributors.

She threatened fines of £4,500 a day for hijacking John’s image and ordered them to recall all bottles.

The firm said it registered the name “John Lemon” in 2014 — two years before Lennon’s name was trademarked.

But it avoided a financially crippling court fight by agreeing to rebrand as “On Lemon” from November.

Karol Chamera, whose firm Mr Lemonade distributes the drink to 100 UK cafes, said he initially thought Yoko’s letter was a prank.

He added: “The case was ludicrous but we couldn’t afford to fight her.”

A spokesman for Yoko’s legal team said: “John Lennon’s heirs do not want his name being used for commercial purposes.(Unless it puts more cash into Yoko's pocket).

“A fair settlement was agreed and the company paid Yoko Ono about £9,000, which is not a lot.

“They were given six months to sell ‘John Lemon’ stock.”

Yoko’s PR Murray Chalmers said: “We are happy they found a name that is no longer playing on John Lennon’s legacy.”

 

[RhodyRams]

Sister sent me this from Florida

 

[LesBaker]

Sister sent me this from Florida

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Thats Radio Rd in Naples correct?

 

[Selassie I]

Sister sent me this from Florida

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That kind of shit is everywhere right now. So much debris that it's literally lining both sides of the roads for miles. People are trying to regain some kind of normalcy... problem is... they're crazy AF.

Moral of the story here is simple. You must have at least 1 truck in your driveway.

 

[RhodyRams]

Thats Radio Rd in Naples correct?

Yes

 

[RhodyRams]

That kind of crap is everywhere right now. So much debris that it's literally lining both sides of the roads for miles. People are trying to regain some kind of normalcy... problem is... they're crazy AF.

Moral of the story here is simple. You must have at least 1 truck in your driveway.

The thing is the price of scrap metal is way down right now.

Had a pile of old gutters and storm windows in my yard. Told my buddy to take it because he is working on an internship and needs some spending cash. Packed his full size truck full and only got $17.