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[Florida_Ram]

"Welcome to Los Angeles Matthew. " "I have a little surprise for you named Tutu & our playbook has gotten much bigger since we left Cabo San Lucas Mexico."

 

[Karate61]

"Real quick Matt before we get started here, just a quick question Matt. Where does the sun rise; in the east or west? And, take your time if you need it."

 

[REV3NGE]

“You can drag your giant balls over there. That’s where your locker is.”

 

[Dodgersrf]

Matt: Hey Coach! Where have you been?

McVay: I just got back from Cabo with Aaron Rodgers.
Have a seat....we need to talk.

 

[FaulkSF]

"Matt before you go to the bathroom, do you know how to use the three seashells?"

 

[TexasRam]

Mcvay: So, Matt, Did you get the Situational's memorized yet?

Stafford: Hey coach, yea. So, small question. Is there a reason why we only have one play for 3rd down.

Mcvay: Trust me, Cynthia Freelund has run the simulations millions of times for the WR screen and it gives us the best percentages there bud.

Stafford: Riiiight. But if you run it every time...

Mcvay: RUN THE G** DAM PLAY MATT! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!! ARE YOU THE COACH OR THE QB?!!

Stafford: WOAH! WOAH! NO SIR! No Problem sir, I am just the QB.

Mcavy on phone: Les, we have another one over here questioning the algorithm. How many first rounders do we have left to get a new QB in here.

Snead: Hey yea Sean, so like, what I think, let's just call it what I can do, sort of. If let's call it, I had to make a trade or let's just call it move capital, and better our uh, group or let's say team. We have let's call it some future firsts and then there are seconds which can.. lets call it, other capital, that we have as Rams, or a Rams team that can, we can make or move for positions or players or lets call it players such as QB's or other so called positions...

Mcvay: Woah. Gotta go buddy. Veronika just sexted me if you know what I mean.

Snead: Yea buddy, when it crows that means the sun is up. Church is out. Let's blow this pop stand.

Mcvay: Uhhhhhhhh yeaaaa.. Well your not blowing anything, except for let's call it future draft picks. HAHAHA!! But anyhoo. Later Chief.

 

[HX76]

Your beard is shit compared to mine.

 

[Loyal]

Stafford: "Coach, where are the razor blades in this joint?"

McVay: "Razors? We don't need no stinkin' razors!"

 

[madrid311]

I'm glad we can see eye to eye, I thought you were a lot taller than me.

 

[Neil039]

1). If this doesn’t work out I’m blaming our wives.

2). Matt, I’ve had a crush on you since our Georgia HS Football days.

 

[den-the-coach]

Hey Matthew I have one question, where does the sun rise and set?

 

[snackdaddy]

"Matt, how did you feel about your team's execution while in Detroit?"

"I was all for it".

 

[Merlin]

"Ok Day 1 Orientation... Let's talk about porta-potties."

 

[Classic Rams]

"Hey Matthew what's up with the jet-black hair dye? Got a new nickname for you...Elvis!"

 

[ReekofRams]

Hey Matt I’m going to have you on the same exercise routine I use. And your girlfriend is okay with this coach?

 

[dieterbrock]

"Hey coach, these uniforms look like trash, even in cartoon form"

 

[SteezyEndo]

McVay: Are you excited for this season Wolford! I mean Stafford?...

Stafford: (Blank Look)

 

[Ram_Rally]

Mcvay: "okay let's get right into it. We wanna build this playbook around the your strengths. "

Stafford: "oh wow. My previous coaches only asked me to help build their defenses".

 

[Shofrot]

Hey Matthew, how about coming over after practice for a dip in the jacuzzi and a glass of rosé? Sorry coach, after practice, AD wants to show me how to speed up my reflexes by training with knives.

 

[TexasRam]

Mcvay: Hey Matt, one time... at QB camp, I stuck this mini Football..
Stafford: Hey Coach, sorry but I'm not into those kinds of things.
Mcvay: All good man. So, check it out, we got you this awesome new WR early in the draft.
Stafford: REALLY!! Dude. I had one of those. We called him Megatron. He was a Specimen Bro.
Mcvay: Yea I liked his name, Tutu. My buddy Kyle tipped me off and said I should draft him because he was quite the Specimen.
Stafford: Kyle Shannahan?
Mcvay: Yea, he's a great guy. We go way back. We always put friends over football, its great.
Stafford: OK, that sounds great. Can't wait to see Tutu the Titan! Maybe I'll call him Megatron 2.0!
Mcvay: Dude, Kyle said he's another DK.
Stafford: Metcalf!! Hell yea bro!! I'm throwing Fiddy TD this year son!
Mcvay: Haha. YES you are!! Let's go in and meet MegaDK 2.0!!
Stafford: Dude, I love this Place! Thanks coach.