Your Embarrassing or Funny St. Valentines Day STORY?

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Give a story about a St. Valentine's Day disaster that would get a do over in fantasy land but in real life is something which can never be lived down!


Professional office, staff of four female employees, male boss remembers Valentine's Day gifts for staff as he is driving to work on Valentine's Day morning. So with no good choices where to shop that morning he pulls into a truck stop and hopes for the best. He is relieved to find a four pack of artificial red roses that he thought the ladies would like for their desks. He buys 4 packs and hands them out to his employees when he got to work. It didn't take long for him to hear the laughing in the office but he ignored it since he was busy. After about a half hour one of the ladies went to his office to let him know that the 4 packs of roses were actually 4 packs of panties folded to look like red roses. The panties have made their appearance on the ladies desks every St. Valentine's Day since.
 
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bnw said:
Give a story about a St. Valentine's Day disaster that would get a do over in fantasy land but in real life is something which can never be lived down!


Professional office, staff of four female employees, male boss remembers Valentine's Day gifts for staff as he is driving to work on Valentine's Day morning. So with no good choices where to shop that morning he pulls into a truck stop and hopes for the best. He is relieved to find a four pack of artificial red roses that he thought the ladies would like for their desks. He buys 4 packs and hands them out to his employees when he got to work. It didn't take long for him to hear the laughing in the office but he ignored it since he was busy. After about a half hour one of the ladies went to his office to let him know that the 4 packs of roses were actually 4 packs of panties folded to look like red roses. The panties have made their appearance on the ladies desks every St. Valentine's Day since.
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Are you the male boss in this story ?

If not... you should say you are anyway. I would. That's some funny shit.
 
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about 12 years ago my wife and I were at a restaurant on Valentines Day. The waitress was obviously new to the job and was having a tough night. Mixed up orders, brought salads out after our dinners were served ..... it went on and on.


I wasn't wearing my wedding ring but my wife was. While the waitress was clearing our plates... I grabbed my wifes hand over the table and said in a loud voice " so what will your husband say if you don't come home tonight"

The poor waitress dropped all the plates, the lady at the table next to us called my wife a slut and me a home wrecker and wanted her husband to follow us out and get our license plate number..his argument "what the f---- good is that gonna do"


The waitress came back and I told her I was only joking around and we really were married..we even showed her our drivers license that showed the same address. Bought the couple at the next table a bottle of wine and tipped the waitress like $45 for her troubles



We will tell that story until the day we die
 
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So the lady asked me to turn off the light and put it in her butt. Next thing I know she's screaming and yelling at me.... maybe I should've let the light bulb cool down first.
 
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OldSchool said:
So the lady asked me to turn off the light and put it in her butt. Next thing I know she's screaming and yelling at me.... maybe I should've let the light bulb cool down first.
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Jeffrey Dahmer and his girl are having a romantic Valentines Dinner when she decides that she needs to tell Jeffrey something important.

She says,,, "Jeffrey, I need to tell you something and I don't want you to be mad at me".

Dahmer looks at her very concerned and then finally says,,, "What is it, just go ahead and tell me please. I won't be angry".

So after a long pause... she looks at him straight in the eyes and says,,, "Jeffrey, I really hate our neighbors".

Dahmer stares back at her for a moment and says, "That's fine honey,,, just eat your vegetables then".
 
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