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- mojo
You find yourself stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific ocean. No people. No tv. No internet. No radio. No porn.
You are sitting on the beach in your ragged clothing, uninjured from the event that brought you to this beautiful, but lonely and desolate place where you will ultimately end your days on Earth. Depression is sure to set in. You start hoping that maybe a volleyball will miraculously wash ashore.
Suddenly, a beautiful, curvy, sexy Jeannie appears above you wearing nothing but a thong and headphones. You think to yourself..."This isn't so bad."
She speaks.
"You will never get off this island. Here you will remain for the rest of your natural life."
You think to yourself again..."Yeah yeah, yadda yadda yadda do we get to have sex or what?"
She then proclaims, "I have come here to grant you 10 full albums of music of your choosing. Choose wisely.
I also have just one more gift for you before i disappear back into the Heavens forever, leaving you alone for eternity among the sand, rocks, trees and ocean."
You're like "Yeah baby. Here we go. Give it up!"
She tosses you the headphones and vanishes.
What are your 10 deserted island discs of music?
You are sitting on the beach in your ragged clothing, uninjured from the event that brought you to this beautiful, but lonely and desolate place where you will ultimately end your days on Earth. Depression is sure to set in. You start hoping that maybe a volleyball will miraculously wash ashore.
Suddenly, a beautiful, curvy, sexy Jeannie appears above you wearing nothing but a thong and headphones. You think to yourself..."This isn't so bad."
She speaks.
"You will never get off this island. Here you will remain for the rest of your natural life."
You think to yourself again..."Yeah yeah, yadda yadda yadda do we get to have sex or what?"
She then proclaims, "I have come here to grant you 10 full albums of music of your choosing. Choose wisely.
I also have just one more gift for you before i disappear back into the Heavens forever, leaving you alone for eternity among the sand, rocks, trees and ocean."
You're like "Yeah baby. Here we go. Give it up!"
She tosses you the headphones and vanishes.
What are your 10 deserted island discs of music?