Write Sunday Night's Headline Now

[AvengerRam]

...and we'll see who comes the closest to ESPN, LA Times and NFL.com headlines.

(Try to keep it in a typical headline format.)

Mine:

SOFI, SO GOOD: RAMS OPEN NEW STADIUM WITH BIG WIN

 

[HX76]

Inglewoods! Robert with game winning touchdown.

 

[nighttrain]

Rams Kupp runnth over: Cooper Kupp 7 catches 3 tds in 38-14 rout of Cowboys

train

 

[Ramon Ram]

Cowboys Run Over Rams in Stadium Debut

 

[HX76]

Elliott Mess! Hat-trick of Zeke fumbles leads to Rams rout in new Stadium opener.

Sorry for having two.

 

[AvengerRam]

Elliott Mess! Hat-trick of Zeke fumbles leads to Rams rout in new Stadium opener.

Sorry for having two.

That quote was so bad (and, therefore, good), that I forgive you.

 

[Neil039]

Goff Shines as Great SoFi Investment

 

[Loyal]

30% Viewership Drop on on NFL's Opening Weekend.

 

[Flatlyner]

No Fly in SoFi as Rams D Stiffles Cowboys Passing O

 

[RamFanInPC]

Cowgirls ride off into the Southern California sunset with their tails between their legs after being bested by the Rams 31-17

 

[majrleaged]

What's the matter with Goff? He's alright!!

 

[GoodBadUgly]

Rams Test New Scoreboard With Record Win: 104-3

 

[badnews]

"Goff makes some noise against quiet Cowboys"

Or something stupid like that

 

[SeminoleRam]

RAMS DEFENSE LASSO’S COWBOYS!

 

[RamFan503]

Rams Open New Stadium With Big Win. Cowboys Find Out Rams Running Game Is For Real In 35-0 Route.

 

[badnews]

"SOFI So Good: Rams open season by kicking the ever-loving shit out of the hapless loser Cowboys"

 

[iamme33]

RAMS DID TURN COWBOYS TO COWGIRLS
27 rams 10 girls

 

[TSFH Fan]

Bumbling Rams Fail their Way to Victory in Amateurish Slopfest Over the Chaotic Cowboys.
--NFL plays Yakety Sax for game highlights.