I didn't actually hear the "grab her by the pussy tape" but as far as "locker room talk" goes, it sounds pretty awkward and weak. I mean, it sounds like one of those embarrassing situations where you are talking to your geeky co-worker and they are trying to be cool by joining in the "banter" and they just come off as sounding all dorky.
Me: Yeah, Melissa in accounting tossed my salad last night.
Coworker dude: What a sick bitch!
Me: Fuck you, I kinda liked it.
Coworker dude: That's cause you're a fucking homo.
Me: Judge not lest ye be judged my friend!
Dorky Coworker Guy: Yeah, I bet she likes salad with radishes.
(awkward pause)
Me: (sigh) Sherman, what did I tell you?
Dorky Coworker Guy: That I could only sit here if I keep my stupid fucking word hole shut and pay the tab.