Which would you choose?

[AvengerRam]

Option 1: Rams are guaranteed to win another Super Bowl within next 5 years (Note: if you don’t choose this option, it does NOT mean the Rams won’t win one - it’s just not guaranteed)

Option 2: the 49ers won’t make it to another Super Bowl in your lifetime.

 

[dpjax]

Definitely B!

 

[Londoner]

A.

Fuck what other teams do; the Rams come first.

 

[AZRams]

Sophie's Choice...

 

[Memento]

A, easily. The Whiner will lose all of the Super Bowls they are in, making their fans lose their shit.

 

[dpjax]

Just because it's not guaranteed doesn't mean it still can't happen.
Never is Never!

 

[dang]

C. SF slides into the Pacific Ocean (with ample warning time for everyone to scatter) and the 69ers relocate to Wyoming and are officially rebranded as the “Wyoming 69ers”with a new stadium built On Brokeback Mountain.

 

[AvengerRam]

A, guarantees victory, but B allows for the possibility of victory while providing a guarantee of the Whiners’ failure, so I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you…

 

[PARAM]

C. SF slides into the Pacific Ocean (with ample warning time for everyone to scatter) and the 69ers relocate to Wyoming and are officially rebranded as the “Wyoming 69ers”with a new stadium built On Brokeback Mountain.

I was thinking of a "C" also.

Seriously, they are 1-1 vs one another in the postseason with the victor the eventual SB Champs both times. Our win was 2 years ago. Theirs 34 years ago. I would settle for "C- the Rams never lose a postseason game to the niners again". I'll take whatever that brings.

 

[Classic Rams]

Whiners never winning another and Rams possibly winning another tickles me, I'll go with that.

 

[TK42-RAM]

As much as I dislike the whiners nothing beats a Rams SB win !!

 

[ReekofRams]

The joy of the whiners never being in the Super Bowl can’t even come close to the joy of seeing my Rams win the Super Bowl. So A for me.

 

[Karate61]

Here's to being alive the next 5 years!

 

[den-the-coach]

I will take A with the Caveat the 49ers getting to the Super Bowl & losing. Plus I really like the word Caveat.

 

[SeminoleRam]

Super Easy Answer!! The Rams Winning the Super Bowl is ALWAYS the Ultimate Goal (At least it is to this Rams Fan!!!)!

 

[LARAMSinFeb.]

I’d pick 1 guaranteed because we’d likely be able to fit another one in with it.

 

[CGI_Ram]

I think we’re winning 2 in the next 5, so… B.

 

[I like Rams]

C. SF slides into the Pacific Ocean (with ample warning time for everyone to scatter) and the 69ers relocate to Wyoming and are officially rebranded as the “Wyoming 69ers”with a new stadium built On Brokeback Mountain.

I wasn't exactly sure if 2 dudes could even 69, then I thought about it and now I'm mad I read your post...

 

[Loyal]

I think we’re winning 2 in the next 5, so… B.

Niner lover!!

 

[Loyal]

This question would be harder if it was posed just before the NFCCG vs the Niners. I could not bear to lose another NFCCG vs the Niners like in 1989, which crushed my soul. If we had lost to them, I believe they beat the Bengals and the Niners would have won Super Bowl 56 in our house. which is intolerable. My answer would have been B two years ago.