Which position would your pet(s) play...

[Mr Chops]

...if they played football?

My mastiff dog would definitely be a center or guard. Stocky, but quite fast in short bursts when he wants to be.

My cat would be WR. Quite tall and athletic. A bit dainty though.

 

[ChrisW]

My Rabbit would play corner.

 

[RhodyRams]

Armchair quarterback without a doubt

 

[Selassie I]

My schnauzer is old. He's 14, very hard of hearing, and his eyesight sucks. He definitely would be the most qualified for head referee.

 

[RhodyRams]

Armchair quarterback without a doubt

 

[Dieter the Brock]

safety in a cover 1

 

[Ramrasta]

My dog seems like he would be a QB... For the 49ers.
Partly because he has the nose to fit the job and partly because he can't shut his mouth. Plus he is a total wiener which is fitting as well.

 

[LesBaker]

I had a cat, all black, that was, ummmmm, unusual. She would stay out in pouring torrential downpours just so she could hunt more, her fur was more like a pelt lol. She once took down a mallard and when we tried to get her to let it go she growled at us. I was cleaning out the little box once and a mouse claw was sticking out of the side of one of her turds.

MLB.

 

[RamFan503]

My dog would be the guy who intercepts the pass and then runs the wrong way. He's just not all there.

 

[RhodyRams]

this one would be the CB who recovers a fumble, shakes her head and throws it up in the air, and lays down to lick herself

 

[-X-]

Mine would be a NT, because she's a big fat space-eater.

 

[Force16X]

the new kitten would be a slot receiver. very fast with good paws. there is potential for db as well. she shows no fear towards the 2 - 50 lb + dogs in the house.

 

[DCH]

My cat would be a red-zone receiving terror, because he's pretty big (for a cat) with a vertical you wouldn't believe.

(Keep in mind I'm 6'5", so that's a good three and a half feet he's getting off the ground)

 

[Tron]

Alice(dog) would be a wlb. Shes not the most athletic(lil fat) but has the energy and motor to shed blocks and stop the run or blitz the QB. Needs a lil work on coverage skills.

Elmo(cat) would be a free safety and would play about half a quarter before being arrested for murdering a player that came within 10 yards of him. He is a mean fucker.

 

[Mr Chops]

We can almost make a team!

I saw this cool Rams dog collar on Amazon. I'm gonna buy it for my pooch.

 

[LesBaker]

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Alice(dog) would be a wlb. Shes not the most athletic(lil fat) but has the energy and motor to shed blocks and stop the run or blitz the QB. Needs a lil work on coverage skills.

Elmo(cat) would be a free safety and would play about half a quarter before being arrested for murdering a player that came within 10 yards of him. He is a mean freaker.

Thats a kick ass pic.

 

[Tron]

Thats a kick ass pic.

thanks, only have seen them napping together twice. Lucky to have been able to get a pic of it.

 

[LesBaker]

thanks, only have seen them napping together twice. Lucky to have been able to get a pic of it.

At one point I had three cats, long story.....anyway......there is only one shot with them laying together because of the different personalities and so on.........we called it "The Anomoly". It was the only time in about a decade that they were all together and I'm glad I snapped the pic.