Which of these game day on field jobs is for you?

[CGI_Ram]

I have no idea if these are jobs, but you see people doing them...

So... which job do you pick, and why?

Line of scrimmage flag holder
Right along the LOS. Doesn’t sound like a bad place to be. A little dangerous. Has responsibilities. Get bossed around by “the real refs”.

Guy that holds the microphone-cone-thingy for the sideline TV cameras
Doesn’t sound like a good job until you consider you have super ears and snooping the field action. Every once in a while you get flat-out creamed by sideline action.

Game ball sideline manager
Sounds important. Pays the best on this list. Right there with all the bench action. Can get autographs and photos easy. Requires focus though. So, no weed.

Collector of the football from FG’s and XP’s from the netting
Get to get sort of float around, roam the sideline until kick time. Most free time on this list. Need to run some. Sometimes stuck in endzone and a bad place to see action. Drunks give you shit all game for having such a girly job.

 

[Angry Ram]

Give me the collecting gig. Probably the easiest job; plus you can watch action on the other end on the tron. All good.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

Give me the collecting gig. Probably the easiest job; plus you can watch action on the other end on the tron. All good.

This job can be done well drunk or high

 

[wolfdogg]

Since theres no male cheerlearder option i initially picked the game ball gig but now im changing that to the ball collector because you get more free time to enjoy the game .

Man it must be the slow time of year for me to put so much thought into a question like this and then post about it.

 

[HE WITH HORNS]

I would be a referee, in charge of calling holding penalties on the offensive line.

I would also, by complete coincidence have a very lucrative side job betting on the outcome of the games.

 

[Deac]

Fertilizer spreader, yup thats me

 

[RamFan503]

Flag holder. Especially if I could get the down marker gig. I can count to four REALLY good.

 

[XXXIVwin]

I can count to four REALLY good.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wuGlPG6Vie4

 

[Q729]

I'm collecting the footballs, cuz if i happen to fuck that up no one will give a shit.

 

[RamsSince1969]

My job is letting a little air out of the footballs............Tom Brady

 

[GoodBadUgly]

Wow that was random. I placed my vote and it made all choices exactly 25%.

 

[TomMack]

HBQCM!

Head Beer Quality Control Manager.

 

[TexasRam]

I want to be this guy, have the best view, wear nice suits, and get paid millions to state what a 12 year old already knows.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Guy that holds the microphone-cone-thingy for the sideline TV cameras
Doesn’t sound like a good job until you consider you have super ears and snooping the field action. Every once in a while you get flat-out creamed by sideline action.

This is the one I picked.

Can you imagine how many times one of the producers would say in your ear;

“Damn, did you hear that? Can’t put that on the air”.

 

[wolfdogg]

I want to be this guy, have the best view, wear nice suits, and get paid millions to state what a 12 year old already knows.

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Now, why are people picking on the booger. When asking if people like the booger pick for MNF, you get alot of no's. Seems like many people cant swallow booger and dont want him hanging out in the booth, clogging their airwaves. They'd prefer to have him blown into the nosebleeds.

And sure, booger breaks it down so a 12 year old can digest it but thats why my 2 sons, spaulding and Smails, just eat him up. They cant get enogh booger. Even at the dinner table well have the game on and they're like booger. Booger, we love. Booger!

Its going to be a long 2 months until the draft

 

[…..]

Gatorade mixer and chooser of flavors.

Imagine the power trip of being the one guy who decides what flavor gets in the game. Treat me right and it’s cool blue for everyone. Give me a hard time and its boring lemon for you buddy!

 

[den-the-coach]

I will take the game ball sideline manager gig, ensuring nobody is deflating the game balls and getting paid more appeals to me...Plus with my glowing resume, I feel it's a perfect job fit.

1. Chief Cook & Bottle Washer
2. Jack of all Trades and Master of None
3. Playing Center, Guard & Tackle....Sitting on the Center of the Bench, Guarding the Gatorade and Tackle anyone who comes near it.

 

[XXXIVwin]

I’d want to help the cheerleaders somehow. Whatever the hell this guy is doing, I want his job.

View: https://gfycat.com/shortheavyfugu

 

[LesBaker]

Once I was 14th row ball scratcher.

I was fired for attendance problems.