CALM?!! CALM?!! I'M CALM! DON'T I LOOK CALM?! DAMN RIGHT I DO! THAT'S BECAUSE I M CALM DAMN IT! TIBETAN FUCKIN MONK CALM! I'M SO CALM IT'S OOZING FROM MY PORES. YOU MAY CALL IT SWEAT-BUT WHATEVER, IT'S CALM! NOW, DEPENDING ON WHAT HAPPENS, I MAY BE LESS CALM BUT YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS CALM! CALM IS PRACTICALLY MY FIRST NAME! IF YOU REPLACE THE L WITH AN R AND REARRANGE THE LETTERS, YOU GET MARC. I JUST CAME UP WITH THAT! THAT'S HOW CALM I AM! ACTUALLY, YOU CAN SPELL CALM WITH MY LAST NAME, MULCAHY THAT'S HOW CALM I AM!