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- Wes
Apologies it’s been a few weeks since I’ve done this. My wife and I have a 23 day old baby and it’s a little hard to do well, anything.
Let the laughter commence.
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38-14 Rams win in London.
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My predictions :
1. Rain in London
2. Aaron Donald could have 5 sacks vs. Redmond and Price
3. Mike Brown will pick up a nice Buckingham Palace snowglobe at half price at Heathrow Airport
4. Marcus Peters could have 3 ints of Andy Dalton
5. Zac Taylor may apply for asylum and hole out at the US Embassy rather than return to the 'Nati
6. If its raining on grass at Wembley Stadium and you cannot run the ball (hello Joe, Gio and OL) then its a looonnggg day
7. 0-8 ...i pray its not a total blowout as the Rams this year are down a notch on offense
8. We will all laugh our asses off when the TV coverage continually talks abut the 'Master' (McVay) and the 'apprentice' (Taylor)
I will also spend the whole game damn glad i did not get a ticket as they sold out super quick (live in U.K)
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England threatens the USA with war if we send the Bengals to their country.
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Gonna be a long day...... I'll probably DVR it again and watch bits and pieces of it, unless it's a blowout, then I'll just delete it.
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The Los Angeles Rams will take a luxury flight to London.
The Cincinnati Bengals will charter a bus to London, Ohio
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Donald is going to murder whoever we start at qb. Like ripping through wet paper. Leave Dalton in and start Finley after the break. No point in getting him killed this weekend.
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0-16.
No way this team wins a game. This is the worst football team I may have ever seen.
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Is it too late to flex this?!! I have followed the Bengals for a long time, and I think this team is in such disarray, they may call a personal foul on the Bengals bench for fighting each other during the game. My prediction is, its so bad, Finley finishes the game it will be such a blowout. What a shame.
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I predict the Bungles will commit atrocities so vile that after the game all MPs will draft a multi-partisan article pre-dating the Declaration of Independence forfeiting any claim to these here colonies and their tea. TL,DR - the document will say something to the extent of "We were never there and you can't prove it. Our proud nation and its people could never have given rise to something so truly horrid as these Bungles of Cincinnatus."
Rams 67, Bungles (sound of wet farts and dry heaves).
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Finley throws for 200 yards and 1 TD.
Mixon gets back on track with 100 yards and 1 TD.
The defense feeds off the offense and has 4 sacks and 1 pick.
Bengals win 17-14. All of the sudden there's a reason for optimism in Cincy.
Ninja
Hey, you never know....right? Shocked
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Murder
plain and simple
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What’s with these wild unrealistic predictions? I say Rams 125 to Bengals 3.
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100-0
Goff throws for 500 yards, Gurley runs for 1,000 yards and Dalton throws 20 interceptions
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We all know we're going to lose this game. The only question is if it'll be somewhat close past the 1st QTR or will the blowout have already begun.
Now, watch us win this game somehow.
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Rams- 51
Bengals- 6
Not even joking.
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When I was a kid I liked the Dodgers, UCLA and the Rams. And, even to this day, while my Dodger and UCLA fandom have waned, I still have a soft spot for the Rams. You might even go so far to say that they're the third team that I "respect." Still, it pains me to say that this will be an ass-kicking of the first order.
Rams of LA: 41
Wankers of 'Nati: 13
Let the laughter commence.
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View: https://twitter.com/elmoslament/status/1187694880472125440?s=21
View: https://twitter.com/adamvonderhaar/status/1187720218556149761?s=21
View: https://twitter.com/sugarkillsme/status/1187715977112379393?s=21
View: https://twitter.com/andynbreck/status/1187721933963575297?s=21
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My predictions :
1. Rain in London
2. Aaron Donald could have 5 sacks vs. Redmond and Price
3. Mike Brown will pick up a nice Buckingham Palace snowglobe at half price at Heathrow Airport
4. Marcus Peters could have 3 ints of Andy Dalton
5. Zac Taylor may apply for asylum and hole out at the US Embassy rather than return to the 'Nati
6. If its raining on grass at Wembley Stadium and you cannot run the ball (hello Joe, Gio and OL) then its a looonnggg day
7. 0-8 ...i pray its not a total blowout as the Rams this year are down a notch on offense
8. We will all laugh our asses off when the TV coverage continually talks abut the 'Master' (McVay) and the 'apprentice' (Taylor)
I will also spend the whole game damn glad i did not get a ticket as they sold out super quick (live in U.K)
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England threatens the USA with war if we send the Bengals to their country.
____________________________
Gonna be a long day...... I'll probably DVR it again and watch bits and pieces of it, unless it's a blowout, then I'll just delete it.
_____________________________
The Los Angeles Rams will take a luxury flight to London.
The Cincinnati Bengals will charter a bus to London, Ohio
_______________________________
Donald is going to murder whoever we start at qb. Like ripping through wet paper. Leave Dalton in and start Finley after the break. No point in getting him killed this weekend.
________________________________
0-16.
No way this team wins a game. This is the worst football team I may have ever seen.
_________________________________
Is it too late to flex this?!! I have followed the Bengals for a long time, and I think this team is in such disarray, they may call a personal foul on the Bengals bench for fighting each other during the game. My prediction is, its so bad, Finley finishes the game it will be such a blowout. What a shame.
__________________________________
I predict the Bungles will commit atrocities so vile that after the game all MPs will draft a multi-partisan article pre-dating the Declaration of Independence forfeiting any claim to these here colonies and their tea. TL,DR - the document will say something to the extent of "We were never there and you can't prove it. Our proud nation and its people could never have given rise to something so truly horrid as these Bungles of Cincinnatus."
Rams 67, Bungles (sound of wet farts and dry heaves).
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Finley throws for 200 yards and 1 TD.
Mixon gets back on track with 100 yards and 1 TD.
The defense feeds off the offense and has 4 sacks and 1 pick.
Bengals win 17-14. All of the sudden there's a reason for optimism in Cincy.
Ninja
Hey, you never know....right? Shocked
_________________________________________
Murder
plain and simple
_____________________
What’s with these wild unrealistic predictions? I say Rams 125 to Bengals 3.
________________________
100-0
Goff throws for 500 yards, Gurley runs for 1,000 yards and Dalton throws 20 interceptions
________________________
We all know we're going to lose this game. The only question is if it'll be somewhat close past the 1st QTR or will the blowout have already begun.
Now, watch us win this game somehow.
_________________________
Rams- 51
Bengals- 6
Not even joking.
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When I was a kid I liked the Dodgers, UCLA and the Rams. And, even to this day, while my Dodger and UCLA fandom have waned, I still have a soft spot for the Rams. You might even go so far to say that they're the third team that I "respect." Still, it pains me to say that this will be an ass-kicking of the first order.
Rams of LA: 41
Wankers of 'Nati: 13
