Walterfootball.com's April Fools Mock draft

[biggame1190]

At #16 the St. Louis Rams select: The Hound, OT, of House Clegane

When Jeff Fisher said that he wanted to protect Sam Bradford this season, he apparently was being quite literal.

"We signed Jake Long, but that was just for football purposes," Fisher said. "We actually need someone to keep Bradford healthy off the field, you know, just in case some ninjas come out of the bushes and attack him."

Ninjas? Why would ninjas attempt to injure Bradford? The quarterback was next to address the media.

"I don't know how he's supposed to protect me," said a disgruntled Bradford. "The ninjas are everywhere, but all he does is get drunk and tell me to, 'sing, little bird.' I'm not a bird! I'm a quarterback!"

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:lmao:

 

[ScotsRam]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

 

[libertadrocks]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Yep... Over my head

 

[DR RAM]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Very funny.

 

[ScotsRam]

Maybe it should've been jaqen tho

 

[Rabid Ram]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Agreed. I found this to be brilliant as well

 

[Yamahopper]

That would be a good choice. Has his own helmet
But only if the the blond girl with the 3 dragons are off the board.......Roast us some Seahawks.

And on a side note, in the 7th rd draft the Imp. His "Girlfriend" is about the best looking woman I have ever seen.....Got to be a spot for her on the sideline....Just sayin.

 

[Ram Quixote]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Yep... Over my head

Mine too. Game of Thrones?

 

[DR RAM]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Yep... Over my head

Mine too. Game of Thrones?

Yes, Game of Thrones.

 

[-X-]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Yep... Over my head

Mine too. Game of Thrones?

Yes indeed. New season started yesterday. WOOT!

 

[Memento]

I bet this goes over a lot of people's heads but I thought it was brilliant!!

Yep... Over my head

Mine too. Game of Thrones?

Yes...although Sandor isn't from House Clegane (at least, I don't think he is; I haven't read the books). He and his brother, Gregor (who is an absolute fucking monster and a disgusting excuse for a human being) are employed by the Lannisters as knights.

 

[-X-]

Personally, I would have traded up for Khal Drogo.

 

[DR RAM]

Personally, I would have traded up for Khal Drogo.

He was a baddass, until he got witched up.

The White Walkers would put fear into every team's hearts.