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Kickoff return touchbacks will be brought out to the 25 yard line.
Just get rid of kickoffs altogether if you're gonna keep widdling away at it. Several years ago 11% of all kickoffs were touchbacks, because they were being kicked from the 30. Then a few years later they moved it up to the 35, and all of a sudden 50% of all kickoffs were touchbacks. Now they're giving teams the option of just starting from the 25, which will of course make 99% of coaches instruct their returners to just down the ball when receiving it in the endzone. I get it - it's a violent play, like the battle scenes out of Braveheart. Guys running full speed into other guys for (at best) a 25 yard return. So just quit fucking around and outlaw kickoffs altogether if you're gonna keep degrading the play to this level.
Automatic ejection for two personal fouls.
Awwwwwwwwssssooommmmmme. Which team in the league comes to mind as it relates to getting under another team's skin? Calling it right now. The Rams are gonna be able to get at least two guys ejected this year by provoking them to commit a personal foul. The Panthers are also adept at this.
All chop blocks are now illegal.
Well, duh. Bout time. Even if the stats don't bear out that chop blocks cause a lot of injuries, they're still stupid. It's a pussy way to play football. Men should stand up and beat other men. Not pull that prank where one guy lays behind another guy and gets pushed like he's in middle school. Good change.
"Horse collar" redefined.
Expands the horse collar rule to include when a defender grabs the jersey at the name plate or above and pulls a runner toward the ground, it's a 15 yard penalty. This only makes sense. That's a dangerous tackle.
Time-out penalty. AKA, "Doh!"
Makes it a foul for delay of game when a team attempts to call a timeout when it is not permitted to do so. I don't know of a lot of teams who do this intentionally. Usually it's a player on the field, in real time, who isn't acutely aware of the time out protocol. Seems stupid to me, but maybe someone can expand on it.
In and out of bounds rule.
Eliminates the five-yard penalty for an eligible receiver illegally touching a forward pass after being out of bounds and re-establishing himself inbounds, and makes it a loss of down. That's a rough one. A lot of times receivers aren't aware that they stepped out of bounds before they "touch" the ball. Sometimes they're being shaded and hit the line. There are of course players who KNOW they've gone WAY out of bounds and come back into the field, but I didn't realize this was a big issue.
Eliminates multiple spots of enforcement for a double foul after a change of possession.
Huh?
Just get rid of kickoffs altogether if you're gonna keep widdling away at it. Several years ago 11% of all kickoffs were touchbacks, because they were being kicked from the 30. Then a few years later they moved it up to the 35, and all of a sudden 50% of all kickoffs were touchbacks. Now they're giving teams the option of just starting from the 25, which will of course make 99% of coaches instruct their returners to just down the ball when receiving it in the endzone. I get it - it's a violent play, like the battle scenes out of Braveheart. Guys running full speed into other guys for (at best) a 25 yard return. So just quit fucking around and outlaw kickoffs altogether if you're gonna keep degrading the play to this level.
Automatic ejection for two personal fouls.
Awwwwwwwwssssooommmmmme. Which team in the league comes to mind as it relates to getting under another team's skin? Calling it right now. The Rams are gonna be able to get at least two guys ejected this year by provoking them to commit a personal foul. The Panthers are also adept at this.
All chop blocks are now illegal.
Well, duh. Bout time. Even if the stats don't bear out that chop blocks cause a lot of injuries, they're still stupid. It's a pussy way to play football. Men should stand up and beat other men. Not pull that prank where one guy lays behind another guy and gets pushed like he's in middle school. Good change.
"Horse collar" redefined.
Expands the horse collar rule to include when a defender grabs the jersey at the name plate or above and pulls a runner toward the ground, it's a 15 yard penalty. This only makes sense. That's a dangerous tackle.
Time-out penalty. AKA, "Doh!"
Makes it a foul for delay of game when a team attempts to call a timeout when it is not permitted to do so. I don't know of a lot of teams who do this intentionally. Usually it's a player on the field, in real time, who isn't acutely aware of the time out protocol. Seems stupid to me, but maybe someone can expand on it.
In and out of bounds rule.
Eliminates the five-yard penalty for an eligible receiver illegally touching a forward pass after being out of bounds and re-establishing himself inbounds, and makes it a loss of down. That's a rough one. A lot of times receivers aren't aware that they stepped out of bounds before they "touch" the ball. Sometimes they're being shaded and hit the line. There are of course players who KNOW they've gone WAY out of bounds and come back into the field, but I didn't realize this was a big issue.
Eliminates multiple spots of enforcement for a double foul after a change of possession.
Huh?