The seahawk fans Taught Me Something

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Selassie I

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Since the out of towners like me were staying in hotels around the Dome... we were stuck sharing the same places that the shecock fans were in.

There were a large number of them invading the Downtown area Saturday when I got there. They were very obnoxious. A group of us from ROD were walking around Saturday morning and these fans were aggressively talking some major shit. I ignored them for the most part, but it wasn't always possible.

I remember one group of shecock dudes screaming some stupidity across the street at us... so I just said... "Have a nice day LADIES".

They were everywhere though. When we were stuck in an elevator with them,,, I couldn't resist this,,, I would loudly say in my best disgusted voice... "WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"

These fans really did give off a bandwagon vibe. Lots of the ROD members would scream out "2nd AND GOAL!!!" at them when they'd start their shit. Clearly a reference to their Super Bowl ending last year. I screamed out a "Why Did They Throw It?" a few times. They HATED those gems.

Anyway,,, all of you need to start using the following in your future descriptions of something special for the rest of your lives. It needs to be permanent... no matter who you are speaking to. I can't remember if @RamFan503 or his Dad came up with this 1st,,, but it was one of them. They deserve the credit. Here goes....

All of you have used this to describe your trips to the bathroom at some point. You will politely describe your visit as something like... "I have to go #1 or #2". This has been half wrong for all these years folks. Please note the following correct usage and correction going forward so as not to be offensive.

If your going to take a piss... Please politely describe it as "I am going to take a #1 or "I just took a #1".

When taking a shit... it should be...

"I am going to take a #12" or "I just took a #12"

This is so much more descriptive and proper.

Thank you.
 

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I didn't hear that one. Someone I can't credit at this point, pretty sure it was Huster:

Seahawks' fans with 12 on jersey and "Fan" on the back for "12th man", ask them if the 12 means that's when they became a fan!
 

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Seahawks' fans with 12 on jersey and "Fan" on the back for "12th man", ask them if the 12 means that's when they became a fan!
No, ask them if that describes how long they've been a fan, like 12min, 12hrs, 12days, or 12 months. :)
 

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I hate most Seahawks fans, I really do. That said, I sat next to a nice family of Hawks fans yesterday. They even gave me and my son an extra rally towel each, but they wanted to hold on to the other two they had.

As for the Seahawks fans in the hotel, I wish I were there cause I would have been talking some hard shit with them. I'm a big dude, though, so I'm not so sure they would have engaged that hard.
 

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I hate most Seahawks fans, I really do. That said, I sat next to a nice family of Hawks fans yesterday. They even gave me and my son an extra rally towel each, but they wanted to hold on to the other two they had.

As for the Seahawks fans in the hotel, I wish I were there cause I would have been talking some hard crap with them. I'm a big dude, though, so I'm not so sure they would have engaged that hard.
I also wish I was there. I used to play DL, so perhaps you and I could have steam rolled em if anybody tried any rough stuff :)
 

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Hawks fans are a funny bunch. Growing up out here I've seen it first hand how fair weather the fanbase can be. This new group of bandwagoners from the last few years is different though. They are fans cause it's the cool thing to do and have this weird bro vibe to the whole thing. It's rare to find a fan who can actually talk football and actually take the time to learn other teams. Not all bad though I've got some friends who have stuck with them through all the bad years and they hate the new fans just as much.

It would be nice to see some Rams fans out here dang it. Lived out here almost my whole life and have literally only met 4 other fans.
 

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When we won in overtime, I almost twelved myself.
 

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I met a few decent Seahawk fans, who came up and shook our hands after the game was over. One guy told me , @VegasRam and @Dagonet "you guys are close..real close to taking the division this year"

But there were definitely some jack asses out there to. And we were relentless towards them. There were a couple at Tigins in the elevator after the game with jerseys on. I got off at floor 12 and they were still on. Went into my room, plugged my phone in to charge, pressed the elevator button , the door opens, and here are the same 2 guys without the jerseys. I simply said "cant take the abuse anymore?" as we headed down to the lobby. Got no reply back



And after a few of @Dagonets poppers...man did I take a healthy "Sherman"
 
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No, ask them if that describes how long they've been a fan, like 12min, 12hrs, 12days, or 12 months. :)
Almost all the Sea fans that I have met here in Vegas have no idea who Zorn, Largent,Kennedy or Warner were.So maybe that 12 is for their Seahawks history IQ because alot of them are clueless.
 

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Yeah.. that was me while my dad was taking a 12. We also were exchanging deuce with 12 and 12th man. As in, "I need to drop a twelve." OR "he has to go drop a 12th man."
 

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take a twelve and wipe your seattle. i didnt engage any hawk fans unless they started first (like the little snot in black and red by an escalator. one did answer my question about if the guy covering kendricks was chancellor's replacement. basically, as i walked by them smiling, i didnt need to talk crap, the Rams did it for me earlier.
 

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My sister was at a wedding on Saturday and that night she told me about the obnoxious fans that were outside the hotel chanting. Why chant the day before a game? Doesn't really make sense to me. Some people just have to be annoying because they can.
 

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Seattle fans are literally like small children. You want to get mad and rage at them when they are throwing a tantrum, but you know deep down they won't understand what you are saying.
You have to watch football for years to really understand it, and many of them just don't get it.
I had a few friends who used to not be football fans. The GSOT made them into football fans. They're still fans, fans for life, but they didn't have a knowledge base of football and sounded like a idiot when they trash talked Saints fans. Lots of these Seahawk fans are like that.
 

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Off topic a bit, but go the Seahags Reddit page...Aaron Donald is on their front page. They lost a bet and had to put #99 swimming with a dolphin up because they lost to us...classic...
 

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My sister was at a wedding on Saturday and that night she told me about the obnoxious fans that were outside the hotel chanting. Why chant the day before a game? Doesn't really make sense to me. Some people just have to be annoying because they can.


We saw 2 or 3 weddings happening outside Downtown on Saturday night. They all had big limo buses ready to take the wedding parties around. Cool looking buses that were tricked out inside.

I bet one of those weddings was hers.

Those fans were doing those chants all over Saturday night... including inside our hotel in the bar area.
 

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My sister was at a wedding on Saturday and that night she told me about the obnoxious fans that were outside the hotel chanting. Why chant the day before a game? Doesn't really make sense to me. Some people just have to be annoying because they can.
were they chanting "RUN dont PASS" ??