True story...
I started sporting a full beard several years back. I keep it pretty trim,,, but one summer a few years back I decided to let the thing grow out wild and see what happened.
Well, I was down in the Keys fueling up my boat at a very nice marina. I had just paid my fuel tab and I was waiting for one of the dock guys to bring me out some big blocks of ice from the back. I was waiting next to the area where they had live bait for sale.
So while I'm standing there, I couldn't help but to notice a guy buying some live bait. He had paid cash for it and was due like $30 change from the hundred dollar bill he used to pay with. The guy who took his money had to go inside to get him change. I could tell that the guy who bought the bait didn't realize that he even had any change coming because he was about to haul ass. So.... I tell him that the guy is going to get your change. He looks over at me... keep in mind that I'm sporting a Weddle style beard... and gives me this look of basic disgust. That's when he says "Sorry man, I don't have any change". The dude thought I was some kind of homeless guy begging for change.
Soon after, I started keeping my beard trimmed. LOLOLOLOL