I continue to be depressed and feel I've traveled to Bizarro World seeing the Rams even considering this. Worse is Rams fans actually happy about the possibility of one of the more disgusting Whiners from a decade ago coming here. Maybe we should hire Tom Holmoe and Marty Morninweg and prance around a Whiner maypole? Come on, people!
Pick your most hated current player: Brady? Sherman? Belichick? And imagine them coming to the Rams. That's the disgust I have with Garcia, I hate everything about him, from his spazzy and wussy play style to his personality. He's the only person in the world that could
lose a battle of wits to Terrell Owens, for crying out loud.
Ok maybe you want to be "logical" and put aside any personal Whiner issues with Garcia and his 9er stank (I think as Boffo put it). Fine -- let's focus on the business side of this: Garcia is a horrible fit for the Rams. He speaks only one language: west coast offense. The Rams do not (or should not) speak west coast offense.
But there are those that love Garcia -- they are called 49er fans. Here's the whining that Garcia -- not Kurt Warner -- should be working with Krapperdouche:
http://49ers.pressdemocrat.com/kaepernicks-coach-choice-couldnt-wrong-job/
(Yes, the 49ers get Warner and Rams fans apparently want Garcia. Bizarro... World...)
Garcia's traits are:
- A former 49er.
- A West-Coast-Offense guy.
- A mobile quarterback
- Total spaz with a weenie arm (ok I added that one)
Is Bradford, or any QB the Rams will bring in, any of those things?
Does Fisher want those traits for the Rams??
Which leads to the most depressing part of this -- the implication that Cignetti and Fisher want more west coast offense influence. I believe Schotty's huge weakness was he was too influenced by west coast offense concepts, and if anything the Rams should be bringing people in to get further away from that, not strengthen it. Schotty tried the west coast offense in the first 4 games of 2013. Bradford was unfairly blamed for it and labeled "Capt. Checkdown", but I think he was just doing what he was told and the real criminal was Schotty.
Fisher had to reboot that 2013 season (after it was lost), yet appears that he wants to go back to the same fiasco again. That is the last thing the Rams need.
Garcia has been trying to
weasel into a QB coaching gig for months now, and even his alma maters like Philly and SF said no. Don't you think it strange that the bastion of west coast offense won't even take Garcia? But people think the Rams should?
It's strange even having to explain this, and here I am actually linking idiot Whiners fan sources. Like I said, Bizarro World.
