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If you're like me, the specter of confusing the young prince that everyone is talking about - Carson Wentz, with that inbred Brit across the pond- Harry, is enough to cause a great deal of lost sleep. 
I mean, say you are travelling to Wembly to attend an NFL game, and you run across this guy...
Do you say?:
A. "Carson Wentz! Wow. man! You know...I was a Wentz guy all along on ROD...I mean Goff is ok...hey, let's take a selfie!"
or
B. "Prince Harry? Dude, that Markle babe?...wooo. You did good, man. Way to parlay that whole royalty deal. She's alright!"
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Or....say you are in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl, and you run into this guy walking on the beach...
and you say, "Go Carson!" and then you go a couple more blocks and you run into this guy....
and you say, "Oh crap! I told Prince Harry 'Go Carson!'..." and in embarrassment, you approach this dude, and say, "Carson, you're not going to believe what I just did. I ran into that pussy-Brit Harry and said, 'Go Carson!'..., well, anyway. Good luck in the Pro-Bowl tomorrow, man."
...then, when the Royal British security team release you after hours of questioning, you vow to get your recognition skills checked.
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You just cannot have that happen, gentlemen!!
"Know your Gingers, boys!"
<----------- Wentz
<------------ Wentz
<--------- Harry
Johnny Hekker and Ron Howard
^
:eek:
I hope this little exercise has been as helpful for you guys, as it has been for me. So, if you are attending the royal wedding, or walking the streets of Philadelphia, take heart! YOU...are now a Ginger expert!
You can now confidently recognize Prince Harry, or Carson Wentz when you see them.
I mean, say you are travelling to Wembly to attend an NFL game, and you run across this guy...
Do you say?:
A. "Carson Wentz! Wow. man! You know...I was a Wentz guy all along on ROD...I mean Goff is ok...hey, let's take a selfie!"
or
B. "Prince Harry? Dude, that Markle babe?...wooo. You did good, man. Way to parlay that whole royalty deal. She's alright!"
__________________________________________
Or....say you are in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl, and you run into this guy walking on the beach...
and you say, "Go Carson!" and then you go a couple more blocks and you run into this guy....
and you say, "Oh crap! I told Prince Harry 'Go Carson!'..."
and in embarrassment, you approach this dude, and say, "Carson, you're not going to believe what I just did. I ran into that pussy-Brit Harry and said, 'Go Carson!'..., well, anyway. Good luck in the Pro-Bowl tomorrow, man." ...then, when the Royal British security team release you after hours of questioning, you vow to get your recognition skills checked.
___________________________________________
You just cannot have that happen, gentlemen!!
"Know your Gingers, boys!"
Johnny Hekker and Ron Howard
^
:eek:
I hope this little exercise has been as helpful for you guys, as it has been for me. So, if you are attending the royal wedding, or walking the streets of Philadelphia, take heart! YOU...are now a Ginger expert!
You can now confidently recognize Prince Harry, or Carson Wentz when you see them.
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