OBJ Tweet - interpretations, anyone?

[El Chapo Jr]

View: https://twitter.com/obj/status/1518728025952559104?s=21

I'm interpreting this as he's talking to his Lil OBJ down there about a booty call. The first girl was obviously a holy roller type chick code word nun. This 2nd booty call is not a "nun" so she's a freak in the sheets and knows if she's getting some good love. He knows he has to bring his A game this go around!

 

[Psycho_X]

Well, he’s selling his home in Ohio. That has no relevance on anything really but thought you might want to see his ridiculous shoe collection and the mother of all home water filtration systems. Lot more pictures in the original tweet thread.

View: https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1518768423924375553?s=21


View: https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1518768642619551744?s=21

 

[Karate61]

I'm interpreting this as he's talking to his Lil OBJ down there about a booty call. The first girl was obviously a holy roller type chick code word nun. This 2nd booty call is not a "nun" so she's a freak in the sheets and knows if she's getting some good love. He knows he has to bring his A game this go around!

I was thinking exactly the same!

 

[IE Rams]

He's coming back. Book it (and if I'm wrong, sue my ROD dollars for all they're worth).

Or may your baseball Cardinals miss the playoffs this season.

 

[Memento]

Or may your baseball Cardinals miss the playoffs this season.

Nope, not willing to bet that, especially since it's the swan song of Pujols, Molina and potentially Wainwright.

 

[Tano]

Well, he’s selling his home in Ohio. That has no relevance on anything really but thought you might want to see his ridiculous shoe collection and the mother of all home water filtration systems. Lot more pictures in the original tweet thread.

View: https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1518768423924375553?s=21


View: https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1518768642619551744?s=21

Just means he isn't coming back to Cleveland at any price

 

[RamFan503]

He said “nun,” not “none.” Clearly, he’s joining a convent. I understand it can be habit forming.

 

[tempests]

View: https://twitter.com/obj/status/1519553106841051136?s=20&t=Gch6X4gfGVLpSqhSshsa4w


One that doesn't require much interpretation. Wouldn't be holding my breath.

 

[El Chapo Jr]

View: https://twitter.com/obj/status/1519553106841051136?s=20&t=Gch6X4gfGVLpSqhSshsa4w


One that doesn't require much interpretation. Wouldn't be holding my breath.

Well that doesn't sound like we have him ready to sign after the draft. To be continued

 

[oldnotdead]

He wants to return to LA on a long term deal. He already said last year he was willing to work on a contract to make it work here in LA. McVay wants him back. OMG X WR Robinson, Y WR Beckham and Z WR Kupp is an awesome package in 11 personnel. With Jefferson at #4 who can play at any of the positions and is more than capable. #5 WR would be Harris in Y or Z. Stafford is going to be looking at zone on every play. I don't see a secondary that can match up in man. Robinson, Kupp and OBJ can beat any zone.

Yeah I have no doubt OBJ will be back in December. He will be IR designated to return. Jefferson will be a fine placeholder.

 

[ottoman89]

View: https://twitter.com/obj/status/1519553106841051136?s=20&t=Gch6X4gfGVLpSqhSshsa4w


One that doesn't require much interpretation. Wouldn't be holding my breath.

Yeah. Doesn't sound like a slam dunk he's back.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

It sounds like he wants more money.

How many really good seasons has he had? How dominant of a wide receiver was he? I hope other teams remember that he’s not a number one that can carry a team.

 

[RamUK]

My interpretation is that he's been caught fucking a sister of the cloth again.

Only this time it was a different one and they knew (for reasons unknown) that their romance would soon be wended and he wanted to give her a child.

I'm not 100% sure that's what's going on, but I'm quietly confident.