NFL HC Battle Royale

[-X-]

Say you were able to put all 32 head coaches in the Octagon.
Who's the last man standing? Who gets TKO'd or submitted in the first 10 seconds?

Standard MMA rules apply.

 

[max]

I'd have a hard enough time matching the HCs to their teams.

 

[Thordaddy]

Last man standing? Munchak first guy out ?Coughlin

 

[CGI_Ram]

I don't see Mike Shanahan beating any of those guys.

As far as last man standing...Gus Bradley.

 

[-X-]

I'd have a hard enough time matching the HCs to their teams.

 

[Tron]

I think it would come down to Schiano and Bradley, with Schiano pulling out the win.

 

[-X-]

I dunno. Tomlin has that crazy-eye thing working for him.
Never underestimate the intimidation factor.

 

[The Rammer]

Id have to say Andy Reid with his weight to crush and dominate his fights and he'd be facing Jim Harbaugh with Jim pulling out the win with a crazy haymaker to knock Andy Reid to the curb! OHHHRAH!

 

[LesBaker]

Hard to pick this when the list is all old fat guys.

 

[Bradford & Sons]

I'll just go off our division. Arians seems to nice, probably wouldn't last long. Carroll would be all jacked up on PED's so would be tough to take down, but I think Fisher has more upper body strength with all his fly fishing. So the title match is between Fisher and Harbaugh. I think Harbaugh would win the 1st round but Fisher makes better adjustments in round 2 and 3. 4th is close but the 49ers coach ends with a cheap shot to the groin. Jeff shakes it off and comes out the final round and locks up Jim in a triangle choke using only his mustache. No ties in this one. Winner by submission Fisher

 

[EastRam]

Garrett would be TKO'd in less than 10 seconds

 

[brokeu91]

Garrett, Schwartz and Sean Peyton are such small, skinny guys that they would be destroyed in a sec.

If Andy Reid decides to try some Sumo techniques he might win