Monday Night Football... I Can Fix It

[Selassie I]

The easiest way to fix a major problem with it right now is to just get rid of Booger McFarland. That's obvious.

But here's what I thought of this morning...

Maybe you've heard about BSPN trying to offer Romo a million dollars a game to sit in the booth for them next year. While that would be better than being forced to listen to Booger, I have a much better idea.

Now that Eli has made it clear that he is going to retire. BSPN could really move the needle on ratings if they were to hire both Manning Brothers and have them call the Monday Night games together. I'd offer them each as much as Romo... maybe more.

If those guys were in the booth... I wouldn't even mind the crappy games that their current set up gets them. Seems like the Sunday Night games get the better matchups nowadays. Having those brothers in the booth together would make any matchup seem fun to watch.

They'll probably hire Romo and stick him with Booger though with my luck. If that happens, I will be forced to mute the volume completely during their broadcasts.

 

[RamFan503]

That could be pretty entertaining - though Cooper seems like more of a character. Hell. Put all three of them in there.

 

[Selassie I]

That could be pretty entertaining - though Cooper seems like more of a character. Hell. Put all three of them in there.

There you go... hell yeah!

 

[Corbin]

That’s a genius idea! I’d watch it with any of the Manning brothers on it! They must of realized how bad Booger is this last season/off season so far. Amazed he didn’t aced along time ago.

it would be entertaining just to listen to them interact with eachother.

 

[GoodBadUgly]

Want ratings boost? Hire Antonio Brown. You couldn't keep me away from MNF with a harem of Playboy models.

 

[VeteranRamFan]

That could be pretty entertaining - though Cooper seems like more of a character. Hell. Put all three of them in there.

Cooper could play the part of Dandy Don!

That threesome would be awesome!

 

[VeteranRamFan]

The easiest way to fix a major problem with it right now is to just get rid of Booger McFarland. That's obvious.

My gawd how I hate listening to him, yet, I do because...well it is so entertaining listening to him contradict himself time after time and then try to be like Romo and tell us what should happen next and of course, it never does. I find so many holes in his narrative during games. He knows nothing of football!

 

[EastRam]

May as well sign up the State Farm agent.

They could even get him an App we could link to ROD.

 

[SteezyEndo]

Bring back Dennis Miller. Hell the Rock would be cool on mnf.

 

[Deac]

Cooper could play the part of Dandy Don!

That threesome would be awesome!

I still miss Dandy Don! "Turn out the Lights, the party's over....", Him and Summeral my all time Broadcasting Faves.

 

[Mister Sin]

Peyton is the man with the attitude. I dont think Eli would contribute a ton. I really enjoy Romo. I would love Romo and Peyton

 

[Mojo Ram]

They'll probably hire Romo and stick him with Booger though with my luck. If that happens, I will be forced to mute the volume completely during their broadcasts.

Romo is a color guy though. They'd replace Booger IMO.

 

[Selassie I]

Romo is a color guy though. They'd replace Booger IMO.

You're right... but with my luck they'd have 2 color guys fighting it out guessing what plays the offense and defense are about to run on every play.

Romo v Booger


My worst nightmare. LOL

 

[Merlin]

Eli Manning has the personality of a dial tone. He would suck as an analyst.

But I think you're onto something with Payton. I'd pair him with a smooth play by play man, and a defensive minded analyst who is a non-moron. Someone he's got good rapport with, might have to make them practice in the studio to find out who that would be.

 

[Merlin]

Want ratings boost? Hire Antonio Brown. You couldn't keep me away from MNF with a harem of Playboy models.

Ok so forget Antonio Brown...

Playboy Models only. 3 of them. In lingerie, with full camera view of their, uh, assets. If they know nothing of the game, well then it would be just like it is now.

Fat ugly women around the US would riot about this. But their husbands would tune in.

 

[Loyal]

If you want two brothers, Selassie....Get the Twins...The Hodge Twins! (Not Safe for Some!)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uRxXNWm0Fg

 

[Selassie I]

Eli Manning has the personality of a dial tone. He would suck as an analyst.

But I think you're onto something with Payton. I'd pair him with a smooth play by play man, and a defensive minded analyst who is a non-moron. Someone he's got good rapport with, might have to make them practice in the studio to find out who that would be.

I thought that too.... but I've seen Eli in some stuff off the field that showed me a completely different cat. He was very vocal and funny. I was surprised. I think he kept a total poker face at all times when he was playing.

The brother factor would add to some serious shit talking I think. I bet Eli would surprise us... both with his football IQ and knowledge mixed with some of his other side we haven't seen on the field.

 

[CGI_Ram]

The easiest way to fix a major problem with it right now is to just get rid of Booger McFarland. That's obvious.

But here's what I thought of this morning...

Maybe you've heard about BSPN trying to offer Romo a million dollars a game to sit in the booth for them next year. While that would be better than being forced to listen to Booger, I have a much better idea.

Now that Eli has made it clear that he is going to retire. BSPN could really move the needle on ratings if they were to hire both Manning Brothers and have them call the Monday Night games together. I'd offer them each as much as Romo... maybe more.

If those guys were in the booth... I wouldn't even mind the crappy games that their current set up gets them. Seems like the Sunday Night games get the better matchups nowadays. Having those brothers in the booth together would make any matchup seem fun to watch.

They'll probably hire Romo and stick him with Booger though with my luck. If that happens, I will be forced to mute the volume completely during their broadcasts.

Sign me up.