:burp: "Actually, all I'll need that week is a few things:
- A couple free shelves in your fridge for my cheese dip, bologna, and 12 pack of Schlitz.
- My room should have special dark curtains and a well insulated door and walls. (I like to nap during the day, and I don't want to hear your family's inane conversations...plus you might not be open-minded enough for the noises coming out of my room.)
- Also a pillow-top mattress is very comfortable.
- I'd like a comfort height toilet with a new toilet seat, effective flushing mechanism, and a top notch plunger.
- I'll need to work with you on my share of the main TV time. (I will send you a list of the shows I'd like you to record in advance of my arrival.)
- I tend to enjoy "lounging time" free of most clothing. And may take short walks around your neighborhood. A quick heads-up to neighbors may head off embarrassing confrontations for you.
- Other than that, you'll hardly know I'm there. Thanks for opening up your home to me!
Item 1: no problem. You can use the fridge downstairs in the garage. Plenty of room.
Item 2: Not a problem either. Only two of us here and we are very quite. Well except for those moments when she's feeling, you know, special.
Item 3: Mattress is in place, it's new (as of last week). Can't guarantee the feel five years from now though.
Item 4: You get a bucket to keep under the bed. Deal with it.
Item 5: Negotiable. You would have your own TV with DirectTV. Let me master my own recordings first before attempting yours.
Item 6: Sounds like we'll get along just fine! The neighbors could use a little excitement as most of them are retired.
Looks like I failed to state the going rate! How does $500 a day, starting Saturday night after 8PM and ending Sunday night at 8PM
That's two days, $1000, I'll need half now and the other half before you walk through the door.
OH! One more thing, no guests! Unless they are young nymphos who's father owns a liquor store.