JUNKMAN presents: A high as a kite (but oddly well documented) solution to the Rams QB problem

[junkman]

Since nobody cared about my previous post...

JUNKMAN presents:

A drunken (but oddly well documented) solution to the Rams QB problem
...

...here's my next one.

JUNKMAN presents:

A high as a kite (but oddly well documented) solution to the Rams QB problem. An unsolicited encore.

• What're you sayin' mannnnnn, the Rams have a QB problem??
• OK, I dig it, I dig it... but you know what mannnnn.... I heaaar what you're saying... I hear what you're saying... But you know what? I don't think that you're really askin' the right question, you dig???
• I mean like.... it's not about the QB mannnn... not the QB.... it about the luvvvvvvv.
• You hearin' me?? You feelin' me?? Luv is where it's AT mannn...
• I mean, really, mannnn, if you don't got love, whatchoo got??
• You know what the Rams should so? You wannna know.... it's like this man....
• The Rams should just get out there, right.... just got out there... and just DO IT... you know, just DO IT... you know what I'm saying??? They should just DO their thing... and then it'll all be like whooooaaaa, and everyone would be like... ooooooooh.... and it'd all be like bitchin', you know, right??
• Right??
• WAIT!!! WHAT WAS THAT??? WHO WAS THAT??? Dude, I ain't PLAYIN'!!
• ...
• I ain't PLAYIN'!!!
• ...
• Whatever, mannnnn.... we're cool, thought the fuzz or some sh!t. I'm cool.
• Mannn, I'm starvin'! Whereza doritos!

 

[TheDYVKX]

what

 

[Prime Time]

 

[Memento]

So let me get this straight: you're going to be the Rams quarterback and smoke weed before, during, and after every game and practice?

 

[Mikey Ram]

what

Yeah, that one went WAY over my head...

 

[SierraRam]

I don't know @Prime Time, I don't think Junkman's been drinking

 

[den-the-coach]

So let me get this straight: you're going to be the Rams quarterback and smoke weed before, during, and after every game and practice?

 

[RamFan503]

You clearly need some Sativa. It'll keep your head much clearer than that Indica shit.

 

[bwdenverram]

I'm still trying to find the oddly well documented part.

 

[bwdenverram]

 

[Angry Ram]

The Rams should just get out there, right.... just got out there... and just DO IT... you know, just DO IT... you know what I'm saying??? They should just DO their thing... and then it'll all be like whooooaaaa, and everyone would be like... ooooooooh.... and it'd all be like bitchin', you know, right??

I know man....I'm sooo totally with you. Wait what were we talkin about? Whoaaa check out my hands mannnn. They are like so, like, hands.

 

[Mikey Ram]

I'm still trying to find the oddly well documented part.

I'm trying to find the place where I can get back the I.Q. points I used up reading it...

 

[RamFan503]

I'm still trying to find the oddly well documented part.

What are you stoned son?

 

[bwdenverram]

What are you stoned son?

I would need to be to read it

 

[OnceARam]

Let me explain; when you're high you forget what you were talking about 20 seconds ago. In the posters dialog the characters totally lost track of what they were doing. Classic "high" behavior. And why it's not a "safe drug". Especially for our FO who may or may not be making decisions based on similar logic.

 

[SaneRamsFan]

Thanks for your humorous little piece. Don't quit your dayjob to become a comedy writer but in the realm of football posters I grade it an A-.There really hasn't been much else to laugh at lately. If it wasn't so tragic we could be laughing at how stupid dez, josh and some of these other players are but I guess that's a discussion for another thread.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

you forgot the snowboarding video


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl6xwuBJVIY

 

[RamsJunkie]

 

[RamsJunkie]

 

[Legatron4]

Speaking of weed, do people really believe it's less dangerous then cigarettes or alcohol? I used to toke all the time and my memory was complete shit for a while. It took at least 2 years for it to come back to normal. Wiz Khalifa is a good example of why you shouldn't smoke. That dudes brain is fried.