Jim Tomsula goes all George Costanza

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http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/863246

San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula appears to be living by the George Costanza code of logic. Costanza enjoyed some brief success using the philosophy; if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. But things aren't working as well for Tomsula.

Down 20-3 to the Seattle Seahawks on Thursday with 4:08 to play in the game and facing a fourth-and-4, the logical thing for the 49ers to do is go for it. However, Tomsula does the opposite and punts.

It's anything but a never-say-die attitude and something that was shockingly applauded by commentator Phil Simms, but Tomsula seems to be content at this point with taking the loss. He's pulled out the white flag and surrended to a Seahawks' defense that punished Colin Kaepernick all night. At least that's what we thought. When Seattle gets the ball back, though, Tomsula starts using his timeouts. If he wanted to continue to pursue a win, why punt it back to Seattle on a very makeable fourth down?

A minute later, San Francisco had the ball back looking at a fourth-and-3 with the same score - so they have to go for it now, right? Nope. Boom goes the punt. Another headscratcher.

So Seattle has it back again and what does Tomsula do? You guessed it, another timeout. The Seahawks eventually ran out the clock, putting Tomsula out of his misery.
 

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Maybe he should punt on first down. Nobody would see THAT ONE coming. Genius. Take that, Phil Simms!
 

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For all of Fisher's warts, thank god we don't have this meandering, bumbling idiot as HC.
 

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To quote Herb Lee, in his only line from "My Favorite Year"

Oh god, this makes me happy.
 

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I swear I think the 49ers strategized to get the #1 overall pick by hiring the fat guy. There is just no way they can think the guy is going to replace Harbaugh with good results. They must be planning to ensure they can replace Krapperdick in this draft.
 

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Tomsula is an excellent D-line coach, he's just in a horrible situation with a dysfunctional FO right now. I'm glad those dark days are over for us, although Kroenke leaves a lot to be desired.
 

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Here's another Costanzaism that might come in handy for Tomsula.

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I thought the Rams run as the cream of the crop was very short. The Niners wasn't much longer. Strange how teams can be so good and when they fall they fall fast and hard. Why can't this have beeen the same story with the Patriots? One can only dream.
 

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I swear I think the 49ers strategized to get the #1 overall pick by hiring the fat guy. There is just no way they can think the guy is going to replace Harbaugh with good results. They must be planning to ensure they can replace Krapperdick in this draft.
You give those assholes too much credit!
 

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He is the kind of coach that farts in microphones then squints like he was concentrating on something else (because that helps)
 

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Why can't this have beeen the same story with the Patriots? One can only dream.

Their 'moment' of glory would NOT have lasted going on a decade-and-a-half, in this age of so-called 'parity,' had they not been cheating like a pack of card sharps.
 

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Tomsula is an excellent D-line coach, he's just in a horrible situation with a dysfunctional FO right now. I'm glad those dark days are over for us, although Kroenke leaves a lot to be desired.
Call me sentimental or whatever... but, after reading a piece on all he's gone through to make it to the NFL, I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

I swear I think the 49ers strategized to get the #1 overall pick by hiring the fat guy.
I honestly think this could be true. And they should be ashamed of themselves if it is.

There is a LOT of pressure on that franchise right now... a brand new stadium sitting empty is NOT a good thing... PR-wise and financially.
 

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Here's another Costanzaism that might come in handy for Tomsula.

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This one goes out to any and all who have had the "crazy neighbor" who starts rumors to create a crapfest for everyone nearby.