Hey Shanny, wanna buy my truck?

[leoram]

I have a 21 F-150 Platinum with 125,000 miles, looks like new! I realize your buddy Sean bought new toys last year and got a chip in the process, you don't want him getting another, do you? In this market, the prices are high and you may need to pay close to the original MSRP to get it. If you see some accidents on the CARFAX, don't worry, we had the best body shop in town fix it like new...a few times.

By the way, we replaced the tranny a couple times and bent an axel but, don't worry, it's fixed. So what if it has seven years of miles, it's a two year old truck, let's call them highway miles. Doesn't it look great? Runs like a scalded dog. By the way, there's no warranty so there won't be a refund of your investment if the truck breaks again. I'm sure everything will be fine.

 

[Kupped]

I have a 21 F-150 Platinum with 125,000 miles, looks like new! I realize your buddy Sean bought new toys last year and got a chip in the process, you don't want him getting another, do you? In this market, the prices are high and you may need to pay close to the original MSRP to get it. If you see some accidents on the CARFAX, don't worry, we had the best body shop in town fix it like new...a few times.

By the way, we replaced the tranny a couple times and bent an axel but, don't worry, it's fixed. So what if it has seven years of miles, it's a two year old truck, let's call them highway miles. Doesn't it look great? Runs like a scalded dog. By the way, there's no warranty so there won't be a refund of your investment if the truck breaks again. I'm sure everything will be fine.

But it moves like a a Ferrari?

 

[leoram]

It does...but for how long?

 

[AvengerRam]

Problem is, next year he’s have nobody to drive it.

 

[Kupped]

It does...but for how long?

It’s not a long drive.

 

[Allen2McVay]

I have a 21 F-150 Platinum with 125,000 miles, looks like new! I realize your buddy Sean bought new toys last year and got a chip in the process, you don't want him getting another, do you? In this market, the prices are high and you may need to pay close to the original MSRP to get it. If you see some accidents on the CARFAX, don't worry, we had the best body shop in town fix it like new...a few times.

By the way, we replaced the tranny a couple times and bent an axel but, don't worry, it's fixed. So what if it has seven years of miles, it's a two year old truck, let's call them highway miles. Doesn't it look great? Runs like a scalded dog. By the way, there's no warranty so there won't be a refund of your investment if the truck breaks again. I'm sure everything will be fine.

Don’t leave us hanging. Did Shanahan buy the truck or not?

 

[snackdaddy]

125K miles on a two year old truck? Mine is 12 years old with that many miles. I need to get out more.

 

[madrid311]

125K miles on a two year old truck? Mine is 12 years old with that many miles. I need to get out more.

Lolololol

 

[RhodyRams]

shit..my 2014 just got 70k miles

 

[Merlin]

By the way, we replaced the tranny a couple times

Shanny loves a fresh tranny.

 

[OregonRamsFan]

Shanny loves a fresh tranny.

He really doesn’t discriminate.

 

[leoram]

Don’t leave us hanging. Did Shanahan buy the truck or not?

Yeah, we call it the McCaffrey edition. He's really excited about it. We expect to see it back in the shop a couple weeks from now

 

[leoram]

I told Sean to pass because it's a gurly move, he needs a truck that will last awhile. All the ones he keeps have mechanical issues and the ones that were durable didn't have the horsepower he needed so he let them go. Well, until he bought back the Malcom Brown 2wd regular cab.

 

[snackdaddy]

Shanny loves a fresh tranny.

Fresh trannies ain't easy to find these days.

 

[Memento]

Shanny loves a fresh tranny.

He really doesn’t discriminate.

Really, guys?

 

[Tumak61]

Rams were tagging him last game. Don't get it really. Carries to him rather than Deebo equal a win for the Rams.

 

[OregonRamsFan]

Really, guys?

No offense meant there, Memento.

 

[Memento]

No offense meant there, Memento.

Fair. I don't think y'all meant offense, but considering that I'm trans, well...yeah.

 

[muggmeister]

I have a 21 F-150 Platinum with 125,000 miles, looks like new! I realize your buddy Sean bought new toys last year and got a chip in the process, you don't want him getting another, do you? In this market, the prices are high and you may need to pay close to the original MSRP to get it. If you see some accidents on the CARFAX, don't worry, we had the best body shop in town fix it like new...a few times.

By the way, we replaced the tranny a couple times and bent an axel but, don't worry, it's fixed. So what if it has seven years of miles, it's a two year old truck, let's call them highway miles. Doesn't it look great? Runs like a scalded dog. By the way, there's no warranty so there won't be a refund of your investment if the truck breaks again. I'm sure everything will be fine.

Hilarious, love it. I needed a pick me up today. thnx