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This is a thread for observations you have made that are not common and, perhaps, how you can turn them to your advantage.
This is the holidays so I will start with:
Have you ever noticed that kids love older people and older people tend to deliver?
This is a child who thinks she has spotted Santa, and he delivers:
Santa! Feel the ponytail, ponytail flip, ponytail flip, ponytail flip, what the hell was that in my ponytail? Bye Santa!
What the hell was that on that on Santa's cart that I touched?
One day, I am going to grow out my beard and wear red just to make children excited that they have run into Santa in a grocery store. Then I am going to tell them all about how Santa is a Rams fan.
Of course you can have a pony honey, but only if the Rams have a winning season! Don't forget your gear every game and cheer, cheer, cheer!
It serves both the Rams' fan base and the parent's odds of never having to buy a pony.
This is the holidays so I will start with:
Have you ever noticed that kids love older people and older people tend to deliver?
This is a child who thinks she has spotted Santa, and he delivers:
Santa! Feel the ponytail, ponytail flip, ponytail flip, ponytail flip, what the hell was that in my ponytail? Bye Santa!
What the hell was that on that on Santa's cart that I touched?
One day, I am going to grow out my beard and wear red just to make children excited that they have run into Santa in a grocery store. Then I am going to tell them all about how Santa is a Rams fan.
Of course you can have a pony honey, but only if the Rams have a winning season! Don't forget your gear every game and cheer, cheer, cheer!
It serves both the Rams' fan base and the parent's odds of never having to buy a pony.
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