Me too, worst day of my life. Pretty sure I was 17, that mistake started Saturday night and if I remember I wasn't feeling even close to right again until Friday.
Yeah man. Here's my long winded story:
We got to the beach Friday night late and tried to make up for lost time. We all passed around a few bottles of cheap rum (Ron Pablo you son of a bitch!!) and yours truly drank a shit ton of it. I woke up the next morning feeling fine (drunk) and proceeded to make a steak(um) and cheese sub for breakfast when I started getting nauseous. Hmm...not good.
So I go and heave up last nights toxic remnants in all their glory and feel much better......for like 10 minutes. Uh oh, the nausea is back. Back to the porcelain God I go. Rinse repeat. Flash forward to Tuesday morning. I had been throwing up now for 3+ days, yet hadn't eaten a ting. I was just heaving up what water I was able to get down. So I finally go to the walk in at the beach and the doc tells me I am an asshole (true story) and that I was lucky to be alive. He prescribed me some weird green liquid that I was to mix with Maalox or something. Didn't work. Couldn't keep THAT down.
The next day I had a friend drive me back home (in my car mind you) so I could die in peace at my girlfriends house, haha. When I get there, she takes one look at me and started bawling. I had lost probably 15 pounds already and looked like I had already kicked off this planet. I would have cried too, but I didn't have the liquid in me to make a tear, lolz.
So I limp down to her bedroom in the basement and crash down on the couch. She asks me if I want a bong hit. "You're damn right I do" I said. "Anything to make easing into the afterlife a little bit easier". So she packs me a HUGE ol' bowl of Humboldt's finest and I draw it in deep. Within 5 minutes, the nausea is gone. Within 15 minutes I am STARVING. Within an hour I have destroyed an order of pan fried noodles from our fave Asian joint. I am cured.
This was my first experience using marijuana
medicinally instead of for fun and I swear it saved my life. In conclusion, I would like to present the moral(s) of this long and boring story:
Don't drink your body weight in liquor :death
especially cheap stuff), but if you do....make sure you have some good herb to bail yo ass out!!
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