Goff gift ideas for the offense

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Merlin

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In light of Wentz buying his OL shotguns, here are some thoughtful gift ideas for his offense:

For the OL near to his heart portable turnstiles! At the low price of less than 4k each it would be a very affordable way to demonstrate his affection for the way they have helped keep defenders at bay.

For the WRs and TEs who have supported him and Keenum so well by demonstrating such superior hands the obvious choice is their own juggs machines. Not that they'll use them or anything.

Lastly, for Scott Boras and Mr. Weinke and the rest of the soon-departing staff what could be more valuable than some good reading material? Yes indeed, the gift that keeps giving while they continue their coaching tours at remote state technical universities all across the US.
 

DCH

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Buy each of 'em a bong and something to pack it with. Then when they all get suspended, he can have real blockers!
 

Scirca

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He already bought them air conditioners (hard knocks). They still haven't payed him back with proper o-line play..
 

Zero

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Gave yourself away with that spelling of "Jugs machine".lol
Only caught it because I'm a
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man too.:yess:
 

MTRamsFan

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Lastly, for Scott Boras and Mr. Weinke and the rest of the soon-departing staff what could be more valuable than some good reading material? Yes indeed, the gift that keeps giving while they continue their coaching tours at remote state technical universities all across the US.

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bubbaramfan

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He should at least pay for GRob to go back to Benley's OL class for O-liemen. Hell, pay to send the whole Ram OL to Bentley, they all suck.