Florio and... (Who are the biggest collie molesters?)

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AvengerRam

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As many of you know, rather than going into detail in response to some asinine statement made by talking heads, I often just rely on the old Ty Webb standby "________ molests collies."

Right now the reigning champion collie molester is Mike Florio. Not only his is an attention whore who does less fact-checking than an intern working for Alex Jones, but he seems to have a particular desire to slant things against our Rams.

Who else is a top member of this list? Skip Bayless? Chris Simms?

Who else should we just ignore?
 

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Mad Dog Russo. For this "brilliant" (and I say "brilliant" with all of the contempt I can muster) idiotic take on Aaron Donald:



I can tolerate Stephen A. Smith because sometimes, he does bring brilliant insight. Mad Dog Russo can't even hack it in baseball, where his interests really lie. And I can really do without smarmy pricks like him.
 

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Russo is just very stupid. You can educate someone like him or give them a media position or prep them or have a team feeding them data and even a storyline to follow but they're still going to be stupid.

This is what irritates me about Florio. He's not stupid but when you do that job you should be perceptive and offer insight to fans. The only time I really listen to him is when he is speaking on the business side of the NFL for which he is quite good. But I could care less who he thinks will be the playoff teams, or his rankings etc.
 

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Russo is just very stupid. You can educate someone like him or give them a media position or prep them or have a team feeding them data and even a storyline to follow but they're still going to be stupid.

This is what irritates me about Florio. He's not stupid but when you do that job you should be perceptive and offer insight to fans. The only time I really listen to him is when he is speaking on the business side of the NFL for which he is quite good. But I could care less who he thinks will be the playoff teams, or his rankings etc.
If that dude is simply playing a character. He’s brilliant as the “burnt out crack addict desperately trying to stay relevant” character he portrays.
 

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Skip Bayliss is the worst kind of malevolent troll doll. To say I despise even seeing his face would be a dramatic understatement.
 

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King Peter (aka Peter King) is my person least favorite.
Have zero respect for him.
Also.....never drag Alex Jones down to Florios' level, haha
 

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His name is Foolio. Henceforth when he is mentioned the disparaging nickname warns readers to beware and take heed that what they are about to read is total and utter shite.
 

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Ben Maller. I just can't listen to him. I listen to Colin, and chanel 88 on Sirius. Pat Kirwin And Jim Miller are great to listen to during the season and during the off season. Even though Charlie Weis is a Brady and Patriot homer, he is a good listen as well.
 

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Florio is the douche de la douche of them all, but this mother fucker here....so damn ugly that his mama fed him with a sling shot. I hate everything about him.

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Ben Maller. I just can't listen to him. I listen to Colin, and chanel 88 on Sirius. Pat Kirwin And Jim Miller are great to listen to during the season and during the off season. Even though Charlie Weis is a Brady and Patriot homer, he is a good listen as well.
I think Tom Papa is very entertaining and for a comedian, he knows his stuff. I love Coach Charlie's experience, but he mails in his emotions, which would peak his listeners interest. He's the football version of Doris "the robot" Burke.