Favorite quotes by or about the Rams?

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I don't know how many there are, but I remember a couple that I thought were pretty cool.


"Mike Martz has assembled a murderer's row of haste."
-- Dennis Miller on MNF

"Trying to tackle Marshall Faulk in the open field is like trying to drink coffee with a fork."
-- Bill Parcells after Faulk was traded away from the Colts

 

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"That guy is a rollling ball of butcher knives."
-- 49ers DC Greg Roman on Chris Long

 

[RamFan503]

How about from:
"I run upright mostly when I see daylight, so if you watch film, you'll notice I don't get hit in the chest much."
Eric Dickerson

 

[den-the-coach]

"Hooray for George, Hooray at last; Hooray for George, He's a Horse's ass!"

- The Fearsome Foursome -

 

[RamFan503]

"There was no envelope in the hand, but was Eric taken care of at SMU? Yeah. Did we buy him the car? No. We may have put gasoline in it but we sure as hell didn’t buy it." – Ron Meyer

 

[RamFan503]

"This is my domain over here. The sideline. I don't leave it for long periods at a time." - Johnny Hekker

 

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'We will rally around Kurt Warner, and we will play good football (sniff)."
-- Dick Vermeil

 

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"Tell your source that I'm not a back-stabber, I'm a motherf---kin' throat slasher, and he'll know the difference before it's all said and done."
--Samir Suleiman on Bernie Miklasz's voice mail

 

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"Holding?!? That's not fucking holding!"
-- Harvey Dahl

 

[RAGRam]

Chris Long on ESPN's reporting on Michael Sam

 

[den-the-coach]

"Deacon Jones has been the most inspirational person in my football career."
- Jack Youngblood -

 

[RamFan503]

“Go play. It’s not about you. It’s about your football team.” - Jack Youngblood

 

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"Sorry about the fumble, coach. You know me. I don't fumble."
-- Marshall Faulk to Dick Vermeil

 

[OC--LeftCoast]

http://www.worldofquotes.com/author/Ray Malavasi/1/index.html

"I don't care what the tape says, I didn't say it"

Ray Malavasi

 

[RamFan503]

“If there’s one thing that came out of those seven years with Merlin, it’s every snap,” Youngblood said. “He used to say that, ‘Every snap.’ And I knew exactly what that meant.”

 

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"Football players win football games."
-- Chuck Knox

 

[Angry Ram]

"We can't stop him (Robert Quinn)"- Chuck Pagano.

And my all time favorite...

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!"- Gordo (right before the 1999 season).

 

[RamFan503]

"I did come up with the term “sack” to describe the devastation I was bringing on the poor, cringing quarterbacks in the NFL. “Sack the quarterback.” That was nice. I thought it was lots better than saying, “Jones tackles the QB behind the line for another loss of yardage . . . ” It had a ring to it, and it caught on with the sports writers. But I tell you, doing it was a lot more fun than talking about it."

"When I flew from Orlando to Los Angeles in 1960, I sat next to a guy from Disney who was paying 75¢ an acre for land. I thought he was some special kind of fool . . . and since they built the park, history has proven there was a fool sitting in one of our seats."

- Deacon Jones

 

[RAGRam]

"This is what we've all worked for" Stan Kroenke September 3, 1995

 

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"Am I over the loss? Yeah, I'm over the loss. But I'll never be over being cheated out of the Super Bowl. That's a different story."
-- Marshall Faulk

 

[RamFan503]

Some more from the Deacon. He was a quote machine and a philosopher. And talk about keeping it real.

"Know the difference between famous and great." – Deacon Jones, chiding a novice sportswriter who called him a famous football player.

"How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh."

"And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?" – Deacon Jones on whiners.

"You are one of a kind, one in a billion, an incredible unique individual. The problem is, so is everybody else."

"You’ll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix."

"Be patient with the negative people of the world. Take a moment to think how they are helping you clarify your own thinking and firming your own resolve. Then headslap them out of your way."

"All men are created equal. After that, it’s up to you."