It was the mid nineties, and I was living in Phoenix. The young man in me made me travel far from home, and I was trying to get my feet on the ground in a new place. At the time, I made my money working at a lighting store. I had to work with the warehouse manager and the display manager. So I unloaded trucks and put all the product away, but I had to install everything on the showroom floor that the display manager couldn't handle.
They had everything there, and it wasn't just a retail location. They worked with larger contractor's jobs in and out of Sun Valley. Did I tell you that I had to make deliveries to those guys as well?
Anyway, I was bringing down a crystal chandelier from the section where it belonged (a Phoenix Sun player bought the one off the floor because we were out of stock). I was really tired. I had been partying just as hard as I had been working which was all the freaking time. The ceiling in that section was probably sixteen to eighteen feet from the display floor? The chandelier was retailed at $8,500, and I still think I have the price tag somewhere.
Enough background on this one. I grabbed the chain the chandelier was hanging from with one hand and unscrewed the display base with the other. I unhooked the wrong chandelier! It went pummeling to the ground. The whole time it was thinking, "I am probably going to get fired. My girlfriend is going to be pissed because I haven't giving her rent yet. I guess beers with the boy's it out of the question tonight. Why hasn't that chandelier hit the bilevel glass table (retail $750.00 and I have that price tag somewhere too) that is right underneath it?"
I swear it was the best sound in the world. It seemed like thousands of crystals exploded simultaneously with the table that lied beneath. It was so loud and then it was followed by an uncomfortable silence. While I was standing on the ladder looking down on the complete wreck that I created below, I thought that that was one of the longest instances of my life. The decent of that light seemed like it took forever.