i love cricket, fantastic sport. Well I don’t love it too much at the minute as we’re getting smashed in Australia like we always do.
I actually had a season ticket for Derbyshire back in the 80s and have been to a few England games. I was being a tad tongue-in-cheek, but I must admit I don't like it as I once did. If you couldn't get pissed I doubt I'd have ever gone to a game.
About 15 years ago I was back in the UK for a few days and I went round to a couple who are some of my best friends for the Saturday night. Rach (the wife) had had a few and started going on about how brilliant her nephew was at cricket and that he'd play for England one day.
We were like "yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up you know less than zero about cricket'.
Her nephew was (and amazingly, still is) Joe Root.