Crab Rangoon Pizza...OMG

[Loyal]

Yeah, this might be disgusting to our pineapple on pizza hating bretheren, one of which is @RamFan503. We need to do a road trip to Iowa to taste this masterpiece, What do you think 503, should we meet up at Fongs and eat some wonderful pizza?

Fong's Pizza - Des Moines, IA

Our original location, founded on January 26th, 2009, is where we were inspired to create Fong’s Pizza....

fongspizza.com

 

[RhodyRams]

that aint pizza

 

[Dodgersrf]

that aint pizza

Lol.
And so it begins

 

[CGI_Ram]

4 locations! It must not be too bad!

@IowaRam We need a scout on the scene!

 

[OldSchool]

That looks damned good. Road trip!

 

[Loyal]

that aint pizza

The haters have arrived!

 

[oldnotdead]

Sorry guys but people that pay $60 for a cup of PooCoffee are simply STUPID. That coffee is made from coffee seeds that have been eaten and subsequently crapped out of animals or even by some humans who have swallowed the beans. The beans are salvaged from the shit and ground to make the coffee.

I thought the Japanese who ate sushi covered in gold leaf were dumb. This coffee is beyond the pale.

 

[Loyal]

Sorry guys but people that pay $60 for a cup of PooCoffee are simply STUPID. That coffee is made from coffee seeds that have been eaten and subsequently crapped out of animals or even by some humans who have swallowed the beans. The beans are salvaged from the shit and ground to make the coffee.

I thought the Japanese who ate sushi covered in gold leaf were dumb. This coffee is beyond the pale.

Umm, wut? We're talkin' PIZZA people!

 

[IowaRam]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYy05n873Is

 

[RamFan503]

Iowa? A friend of mine from Iowa told me not even Iowans want to go to Iowa.

Seriously though. Some of them sound pretty good. But it would take one hell of a pizza to get me to travel that far.

 

[Loyal]

Iowa? A friend of mine from Iowa told me not even Iowans want to go to Iowa.

Seriously though. Some of them sound pretty good. But it would take one hell of a pizza to get me to travel that far.

This was one of several foods that Cooking channel celebrities said that it was the best meal he ever ate (Crab Rangoon pizza!)

 

[coconut]

Sorry guys but people that pay $60 for a cup of PooCoffee are simply STUPID. That coffee is made from coffee seeds that have been eaten and subsequently crapped out of animals or even by some humans who have swallowed the beans. The beans are salvaged from the shit and ground to make the coffee.

I thought the Japanese who ate sushi covered in gold leaf were dumb. This coffee is beyond the pale.

How do you get PooCoffee from a thread about the most flavorful Crab Rangoon pizza invented by Mr. Fong?

 

[Dieter the Brock]

If you eat at Fong’s you’ll have to get the antidote from Lao Che cause that crab pizza shit looks scary

 

[IowaRam]

Iowa? A friend of mine from Iowa told me not even Iowans want to go to Iowa.

Seriously though. Some of them sound pretty good. But it would take one hell of a pizza to get me to travel that far.

Thats just CODE to keep all the rif raf out

 

[RamFan503]

Thats just CODE to keep all the rif raf out

We should do that here in Nevada too. I didn't say yawl weren't smart.

 

[FaulkSF]

Sorry guys but people that pay $60 for a cup of PooCoffee are simply STUPID. That coffee is made from coffee seeds that have been eaten and subsequently crapped out of animals or even by some humans who have swallowed the beans. The beans are salvaged from the shit and ground to make the coffee.

Have you ever tried kopi luwak coffee though? It has a unique flavor of chocolate with cherry and raspberry. It is delicious, but hardly worth $150/lb.

 

[fearsomefour]

We should do that here in Nevada too. I didn't say yawl weren't smart.

You’re showing what a newbie you are....Nevada is built on rif raf.

 

[OregonRamsFan]

How do you get PooCoffee from a thread about the most flavorful Crab Rangoon pizza invented by Mr. Fong?

Perhaps he associated Crab Rangoon pizza tasting like poo?

 

[Selassie I]

Their food better be incredible.... because that fucking website/menu is maddening to try and use. I still have yet to be able to find this crab pizza using it. In fact, I fucking give up.

Chinese food on a pizza. I dunno... never tried it so I can't say for sure... but those 2 might be better separated.

 

[Loyal]

Their food better be incredible.... because that fucking website/menu is maddening to try and use. I still have yet to be able to find this crab pizza using it. In fact, I fucking give up.

Chinese food on a pizza. I dunno... never tried it so I can't say for sure... but those 2 might be better separated.

I put the crab rangoon pizza up front, but they also have a Gen Tso pizza, how can you freakin' resist!? Take that boat and set sail for Des Moines!