Caption This (Torry Holt)

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Guy on the left: Man torry is dreamy!!

Torry: Everyone look out!! Attack of the killer footballs!!!!

Guy on the right: Shit... I think I forgot to to turn the stove off before leaving this morning!
 
Dude on the Left: Uhhm Who the F*ck Are you?

Torry: Whew I'm winded, didn't think I had to run hard to get a catch.

Guy on the right. "Dynomite!!!"

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Torry: "... and when she finally was ready to push him out, I grabbed that lil muhfukkuh's head and RIPPED him straight out the womb like this!"

Other dude: "GYOT DAMM!"

Torry: "Yeah, people say I'm a hero, but I was just doing what anyone would do for a woman in labor who was also stuck inside a circus cannon."
 
“Freaking Hekker!! That’s not funny! I see you on top of that building. Film your Dude Perfect kicks on your own time...I’m not your huckleberry!”
 
Guy on left: That football is lava!

Guy on right: Ayyyyeee!
 
"WATCH OUT!" "FOOTBALL HAS DOOKIE ON IT!!!"
 
Guy on the left: He's got no idea I'm gonna SMASH him with this pad!!!

Torry: Man, the brakes don't work like they used to. HOOOO that was close!

Guy on the right: Damn, that finger's WAY worse in person!
 
Guy on Left:
"No way am I fucking with Torry Holt"

Guy on Right:
"Fuck no...I'm outa here!"