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Something mysterious happened on Thanksgiving Day, 2020. The Rams were cursed.
From what I've heard, the cause of the curse would make the bravest souls despair, and are as yet unconfirmed, so I will refrain from provide unnecessary details. The result of the curse is my immediate concern: Since that day, the Rams are 0-6 in November.
Reliable sources indicate the only way to remove the curse is to be active on a thread mocking a turkey in some way. The latest estimates suggest that for each response, the Rams have an added 1% chance to win in November. 2% if a pic or gif is included.
I don't want to tempt fate, so I'm going to do what I can to turn this around:
From what I've heard, the cause of the curse would make the bravest souls despair, and are as yet unconfirmed, so I will refrain from provide unnecessary details. The result of the curse is my immediate concern: Since that day, the Rams are 0-6 in November.
Reliable sources indicate the only way to remove the curse is to be active on a thread mocking a turkey in some way. The latest estimates suggest that for each response, the Rams have an added 1% chance to win in November. 2% if a pic or gif is included.
I don't want to tempt fate, so I'm going to do what I can to turn this around: