Bras suck...

[RamzFanz]

...the life out of boobs.

Women should stop wearing them and I have the science to prove it.

I tried to tell them.

 

[Athos]

Free the nipple!

 

[BatteringRambo]

Just go to a Tech N9ne show the bras literally fly off of every woman in attendance. As recently as Wednesday night it was great!

 

[RamFan503]

...the life out of boobs.

Women should stop wearing them and I have the science to prove it.

I tried to tell them.

Preaching to the choir man. Now if I could just get the wife to listen.

 

[RamzFanz]

I mean, I've literally never read a more wonderful headline to a story:

French study suggests younger women should stop wearing bras

 

[Dodgersrf]

Great research @RamzFanz
Unfortunately, most women don't figure this out until they're 70.

 

[Mojo Ram]

The 15-year French study involved 330 volunteers between the ages 18 and 35. Researchers measured their breasts using a slide ruler and a caliper and recorded any changes throughout the study period.

 

[RamzFanz]

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

She disagrees with this study

 

[Mojo Ram]

She disagrees with this study

This takes me back to my early years before the internet.
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Good times.