Best Possible Super Bowl Outcome

[Sum1]

 

[CGI_Ram]

 

[cracengl]

Maybe Bill Cosby can buy them all a drink.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Maybe Bill Cosby can buy them all a drink.

Frigg. That made me Laugh.

 

[Akrasian]

Since I live in the Phoenix metro area, I can't really get behind a natural disaster at the Super Bowl. Even though both teams deserve it.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Since I live in the Phoenix metro area, I can't really get behind a natural disaster at the Super Bowl. Even though both teams deserve it.

 

[den-the-coach]

 

[DaveFan'51]

" And there's Nothing You can do to Stop Me Batman!!"

 

[CGI_Ram]

 

[den-the-coach]

 

[Stranger]

Brady & Belicheat fall into hole

 

[HE WITH HORNS]

Best possible outcome is that there is a bad call from the refs so obvious, that it publicly shows without any possibility of denial, that the game is fixed, Goodell has to resign, and the NFL has to clean up its act.

Oh, and the stage lights fall right on Katy Perry.

 

[TheDYVKX]

The Spygate tapes are found upon the investigation of the deflated balls scandal. With both scandals now at the center of attention during Super Bowl week, Goodell has to take action. The Patriots franchise is eradicated from the NFL, never to participate in football again, therefore forfeiting the Super Bowl. All of the previous Super Bowl "victories" have been awarded to their opposing teams. The Greatest Show on Turf led by Kurt Warner now have 2 Super Bowl victories in 3 years, and within the next year all of the GSOT is in the Hall of Fame.

On the other side, Pete Carroll is gifting out PEDs like they are the Ebola vaccine. The NFL finds out, forfeits all of Seattle's previous wins and the Super Bowl. Pete Carroll is banished from coaching in the NFL. The Seahawks fall back to their mediocre ways.

With both teams forfeited, the Packers and the Colts play in the Super Bowl. The Colts pull off the upset with young Andrew Luck winning his first Super Bowl. Rob Chudzinski has proven to be one of the best offensive minds in the NFL, and he signs with the Rams, making them a potent offense for years to come. He refuses to accept any head coaching positions, saying the Rams are his "one and only love".

Frustrated with the loss and Rodgers not being "clutch enough" (excuses), the Packers trade Aaron Rodgers to the Rams for the 10th overall pick. The Packers use this to move up to grab Jameis Winston, who gets arrested for stealing a whole shipment of crab legs. After serving 3 months in jail, Jameis retires and stars on the show "Deadliest Catch". This leaves the NFC wide open for the taking. With Aaron Rodgers now leading the O, the Rams win multiple Super Bowls in the next 5 years.

That's my best possible Super Bowl outcome.

 

[HometownBoy]

Frustrated with the loss and Rodgers not being "clutch enough" (excuses), the Packers trade Aaron Rodgers to the Rams for the 10th overall pick. The Packers use this to move up to grab Jameis Winston, who gets arrested for stealing a whole shipment of crab legs. After serving 3 months in jail, Jameis retires and stars on the show "Deadliest Catch".

 

[Stranger]

Best possible outcome is that there is a bad call from the refs so obvious, that it publicly shows without any possibility of denial, that the game is fixed, Goodell has to resign, and the NFL has to clean up its act.

The great PR-machine in the sky will spin out of any and all events.

 

[TSFH Fan]

The video below was new to me. [Thanks reddit! http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2sy4wp/the_best_possible_outcome_for_the_superbowl/]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFAXvFYhsE

 

[Leuzer]

Oh, and the stage lights fall right on Katy Perry.

Why? Did she cheat and steal our SB Trophy or inject herself with banned substances?
Let's meet halfway and say her mic cuts out and she has a wardrobe malfunction.

 

[thirteen28]

Best possible outcome is that there is a bad call from the refs so obvious, that it publicly shows without any possibility of denial, that the game is fixed, Goodell has to resign, and the NFL has to clean up its act.

Oh, and the stage lights fall right on Katy Perry.

No. This I cannot agree with. Not that I like Katy Perry's music. In fact, I'm not sure I've ever even heard any of it.

But c'mon ... that rack of hers is nothing short of utterly incredible. Father time will diminish that incredible pair of boobs in due time - let's not rush the process.

 

[Dr C. Hill]

I have been true to my pledge of not watching a tainted product since the Dallas "win".

We always host a "big" (to us at least) Superbowl party every year. This is the first time I can say I am not going to be watching the game. I wish nothing but bad on both teams.

 

[Ramsey]

I have been true to my pledge of not watching a tainted product since the Dallas "win".

We always host a "big" (to us at least) Superbowl party every year. This is the first time I can say I am not going to be watching the game. I wish nothing but bad on both teams.

I'm boycotting the Superbowl, and taking my family out to dinner and dancing.