I'm thinking Toronto, Canada. Technically, it was supposed to be a part of the United States when we took over all of the British outposts in Canada in the Revolutionary War, but Canada got annexed, so...whatever.
Cold weather (I can't stand Missouri summers), a really accepting community for LGBT rights, a basketball team I can root for (because come on, who doesn't want to cheer for a velociraptor, which is arguably the coolest team name in basketball?), different cultures to explore, plenty of opportunities for writing jobs, a solid writing college, etc.
But since I'm here and probably not going to Canada any time soon, I'll do my best to make the most of my time.