Behold Tom Brady’s $200 Cookbook

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http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/05/05/tom-brady-cookbook-tb12-nutrition-manual-recipes/

Make Your Own Avocado Ice Cream With Tom Brady’s $200 Cookbook

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FOXBORO (CBS) – Want to eat like Tom Brady?

The New England Patriots quarterback is selling a limited-edition “nutrition manual” through his fitness company TB12 for $200.

The cookbook is described as a “living document containing information about our core TB12 nutritional philosophies and featuring a library of 89 seasonally-inspired recipes.”

The cover is made of natural maple and laser-etched with the “TB12” logo. It also features a unique binding that allows the buyer to insert new cooking instructions that TB12 expects to send in the future.

Some of the recipes include “Sweet Potato Gnocchi With Escarole” and yes, avocado ice cream.

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Brady’s company says an initial printing of the book has already sold out, and new orders will begin shipping in early June.
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My favorite recipe of his is 'Deflated Footballs Fajitas'.
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The PSI in the footballs had nothing to do with the Colts scoring 7 points in that game. My favorite recipe is the Brady Belichick 4 superbowls sundae
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http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/05/not-buy-tom-bradys-200-cookbook.html

Do Not Buy Tom Brady’s $200 Cookbook
By Gabriella Paiella

Tom Brady is a famous football player married to a supermodel. Much like you are paid to go into an office and bang on your keyboard for several hours a day, it is his job to be in peak physical condition.

Brady realized somewhere down the line that people want to look like him (fit and swole) and so he started a training plan called TB12. Now he is trying to get people to buy his $200 cookbook, the TB12™ Nutrition Manual, which includes “89 seasonally-inspired recipes that you can use to support your TB12-aligned nutrition plan.”

Tom Brady seems like an okay dude, but do not buy Tom Brady’s $200 cookbook. Do not buy Tom Brady’s cookbook if it goes on sale for $100. Do not exchange any amount of dollars or cents for anything that has the words “Tom Brady cookbook” in the description. Because joylessly consuming non-nightshade vegetables costs only the price of a bunch of kale.

Earlier this year, Brady and wife Gisele Bündchen's personal chef, Allen Campbell, released the couple’s meal plan so all the world could see what professionally hot people eat to look so hot. It was a brave move, because highly relatable celebrities still tend to use their red-carpet soundbites to talk about how much they love eating cheeseburgers. (We know you’re counting out raw almonds like the rest of us!)

Brady and Bündchen's diet is incredibly strict, consisting entirely of fresh vegetables, whole grains, and lean meats. They do not eat dairy, olive oil, white sugar, white flour, caffeine, iodized salt, fungi, or nightshade vegetables. Tom Brady’s burden (besides the specter of Deflategate that still haunts him) is that he will never know the sweet pleasure of a ripe tomato dribbling juice down his perfectly sculpted chin dimple in the summertime.

The point being, Tom Brady’s diet plan is already public. If you want to suffer like him, don’t pay money for it.

Guess what? There are 169,000 results for “avocado ice cream” on Google.

Do not buy Tom Brady’s cookbook.
 

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Tough crowd. :shocking:

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"You bastards!"

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"And I worked so hard on that avocado ice cream recipe."
 

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I've been wanting to make a Brady gif, and now's a pretty good time.

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Oh jeez I can picture it now, after Brady retires food network will announce a new show starring him and it will be called Brady's Brunch.
 

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So a douche bag, that has a personal chef, has a cookbook?

They should charge $2000 for this thing, because anyone that would buy it, deserves to get screwed.
 

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Avocado ice cream is actually tasty and "healthy". You can also make a mousse in about the same way.

I'm gonna guess that about 5,000 needledick Patriots fans are going to buy it.
 

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Maybe I'll buy the book...just to set it on fire.
 

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What is wrong with Tomatoes?

Ole Tommy Boy will be spending his life chewing on bark and I will happily be eating a big juicy steak. Could he outlive me? Maybe but it wont be because he ate avocado ice cream.