A reading from the Redskins Book of Sorrows

[RamInferno]

And lo! Did Snyder covet Robert Griffin of Baylor,

So much that he tempted the Rams with oxcarts laden with draft picks,

Three years of plump draft picks did he tempt them with,

And Snyder sent forth Shanahan, and the Son of Shanahan,

That they might break bread with Griffin and learn of his mettle,

And Shanahan and the Son of Shanahan returned unto Snyder

Saying: "Indeed, he is the Chosen One that was prophesied!"

(A detail Shanahan conveniently forgets these days.)

So Snyder anointed Griffin the Chosen One,

Bringing three years of famine upon his kingdom,

While the Rams gorged upon oxcarts laden with draft picks.

The Rams begot Michael Brockers, who begot Janoris Jenkins,

Who begot Alec Ogletree, who begot Zac Stacy,

(Who was traded for Bryce Hager),

Who begot Greg Robinson, and also Isaiah Pead,

For it was not all milk and honey.

From their surplus also did Tavon Austin and Aaron Donald come,

While the Redskins wailed and gnashed their teeth,

And the Rams said, "Let us now fleece Chip Kelly."


Saw this on Bleacher Report and thought it was funny enough to pass along....

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2568219-nfl-game-previews-week-2/page/8

 

[GabesHorn]

Just re-watched( Jason and The Argonauts ) 1963 The Movies Prize was( The RAM WITH GOLDEN FLEECE) guarded by the HYDRA once possesed it brought the dead back to life. This was the special effects movie that all greats learned from. This was the Matrix,Starwars, Avatar before there ever was such a thing. It took the man 3 months for a 2 minute segment in the film. My son is about to wrap his Bachelors in digital Media and wants to do CGI in movies. One of His proffesors took him to Seattle last year and a CGI convention. Spielberg owes his career to what this movie did to change movies.