2011 Rams Naughty or Nice list (Wish List included)

[Memento]

You know what? This actually sounds very interesting. I'll give it a go, even though I really regret putting Rams players on the naughty list. And some guys on the nice list are ones I want the team to keep, even if they've struggled:

Naughty List

Memento
Justin King
The coaching staff and front office (even though I'm willing to give them another chance)
Adam Goldberg
Billy Bajema
Jacob Bell
Ben Leber
Mike Sims-Walker
Daniel Muir
Zac Diles
Memento
Jason Brown
Jason Smith (I really hate putting him there, though. Stupid injuries.)
Cadillac Williams
Memento
San Fransisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Bill Bidwell
Bill Laurie
Purina
Diedre Pujols
Xavier Musketeers basketball team
Cincinnati Bearcats basketball team
Kansas Jayhawks (Why? Because I can, point plank'n!)
Chicago Blackhawks
Columbus Blue Jackets
NHL refs (all of them)
Memento
Dan Carcillo
Patrick Kane
Joe Thornton
Ryan Braun
Johnny Cueto
Nyjer Morgan
Mike Anderson
Memento (because I'm horrible enough to be put on the list five times. I want my coal, dammit!)

Nice List

Rams on Demand
Steven Jackson
Brandon Lloyd
Chris Long
James Laurinaitis
Robert Quinn
Darian Stewart
Quinten Mikell
Harvey Dahl
Sam Bradford
Josh Gordy
Justin Bannan (our most underrated defensive player)
Chris Chamberlain
Brady Poppinga (because I like his veteran leadership)
Rodger Saffold (he's my guy, man. I have to back him)
Danny Amendola (freak injury)
Greg Salas (rookie)
Austin Pettis (rookie)
Lance Kendricks (rookie)
Bradley Fletcher (freak injury)
Ron Bartell (freak injury)
Jerome Murphy (freak injury)
Eugene Sims (good rotational defensive end)
Jermelle Cudjo (want to see what he can do)
Marquis Johnson (played well when healthy)
Nick Miller (return man?)
Jake McQuaide (hasn't botched a snap yet)
Josh Brown (one of the better kickers)
Donnie Jones (playing hurt)
WORLD CHAMPION St. Louis Cardinals
David Freese (deserves a special shoutout)
St. Louis Blues
Missouri Tigers basketball team
Frank Haith
Missouri Tigers football team
Brian Elliot (also deserves special mention; leads NHL in every goalie statistic)
Marcus Denmon (Player of the Year candidate in college basketball)
Henry Josey (I really hope he recovers to full strength. Best of luck to the guy)
Vladimir Tarasenko (Blues prospect)
Jaden Schwartz (Blues prospect)
Philip McRae (another Blues prospect)
Ty Rattie (yet another Blues prospect)
Dmitrij Jaskin (still another Blues prospect)


Wish List

Rodger Saffold to improve
Matt Kalil/Moose Martin/Riley Reiff (best offensive tackle on the board; trade down for latter two)
Marvin McNutt (Iowa wide receiver)
Mike Brewster (Ohio State center
Kevin Zietler (Wisconsin guard)
Kendall Reyes (Connecticut defensive tackle)
Vick Ballard (Mississippi State running back)
Sam Bradford to have better protection
Brandon Lloyd resigns
Long and Laurinaitis extend contracts
NO MORE FUCKING INJURIES!
All of our injured players to recover to full strength
Kendricks, Salas, and Pettis improve
Stanley Cup from Blues
Vladimir Tarasenko comes over from Russia
Final Four from Mizzou
Bowl win from Mizzou
Stay the course (same defensive scheme and offensive system that Bradford wants to run)
Another World Series from Cardinals (to prove doubters wrong)
Inspiration to write those four original stories I have in my head

...Am I asking for too much?

 

[JdashSTL]

Naughty list

- Peyton Manning (how the hell did you get the Colts to give you all that money you evil genius)
- Albert Pujols (gonna be tough seeing him in a different uniform next year)
- ESPN (too many reasons to list)
- David Stern (again, too many reasons to list)
- The entire Kardashian family.
- Donnie Jones (DO NOT KICK TO PATRICK PETERSON)
- Most of the Rams FA signings
- Rams 2011 season
- Indianapolis Colts (they are chasing 0-16)
- Chad Ochocinco (he really fell off the map)
- BCS system
- Desean Jackson
- The Dream Team
- Ryan Fitzpatrick (He was a nice story, got a contract extension, now thats looking REALLY bad)
- Ryan Braun
- Brett Favre (just go away, dont wanna hear his name mentioned when a starting QB goes down next year)
- Cincinnati Bengals fans (how many blackouts they up to now? the team still has a WINNING record this year)
- The rest of the NFC West
- Dallas Cowboys
- Tiki Barber (well that comeback didnt work)
- Manny Ramirez (why are you trying to get back into baseball?)
- Andrew Luck hype (its insane, I think hes gonna be a good player but the pressure is gonna be off the charts)
- Rob Ryan (why are there so many camera shots of him during games??)

Nice List
- James Laurinaitis
- Chris Long
- Robert Quinn
- Brandon Lloyd
- Greg Salas
- Rams/Saints game (our best win!)
- Darian Stewart
- T.J. Yates (hes been solid)
- Houston Texans (impressive season)
- Aaron Rodgers (MVP)
- Gronk (hes been a stud)
- Greg Cosell (my favorite NFL analyst)
- Von Miller (DROY?)
- Denver Broncos
- Eli Manning
- Pro Football Focus (those guys do great work)
- RG III
- LSU Tigers (they could probably beat a few NFL teams)
- AJ Green
- Green Bay Packers (would love to see them go for 16-0)
- Mike Mayock (he needs to be an announcer for more NFL games)
- 49ers being a one-and-done team in the playoffs :sly:
- Laurent Robinson

Wish List
- A decent Rams offense
- More talent at the Rams OL
- Stan Kroenke making whatever decisions he feel is necessary
- Sam Bradford bouncing back next season
- Rodger Saffold not turning into a bust
- Skip Bayless needs to stop being on TV, let him start his own regional Radio show in a different country
- Zooey Deschanel
- Rams staying in St. Louis
- Bartell, Fletcher, Clayton, Salas, Smith, and Saffold getting healthy and being 100% next year!
- Rams drafting PLAYMAKERS
- A new OL coach
- Zooey Deschanel :bign: