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NFL Power Rankings, Week 3: Angry Ranks Week 3

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Will be quick this week. Kind of under the weather. As always, these rankings are based on overall record, head to head matchups, and overall body of play.
Author's Favorite Team
Most complete team. The Rams have just toyed with opponents the first two weeks.
Wonder what Jalen Ramsey thinks of Blake Bortles, if he thinks Super Bowl quarterbacks are "trash". Because B squared is playing pretty well.
Achilles heel = defense.
Dan Bailey makes them better, believe it or not.
Green Bay is one knee away from being a "big mover: down".
Big Mover: Gain of 13 spots
If Ryan Fitzpatrick is Conor McGregor, just wait until he faces the NFL version of Floyd Mayweather.
Big Mover: Gain of 4 spots
Case Keenum is a baller.
Big Mover: Gain of 8 spots
Whoa, whoa...wait? The BENGALS are 2-0 and playing well?
Big Mover: Loss of 8 spots
Nick Foles = lifeless offense.
Big Mover: Loss of 8 spots
About time someone punched them in the mouth. Not that hard, NFL.
Injuries are starting to mount.
Big Mover: Loss of 3 spots
Do Saints fans use their umbrellas to catch each other's tears?
Calm down Mitch. You don't have to do everything.
Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Wakanda.....not so forever.
OK be honest, who else thought the Chargers would allow the Bills to come back?
Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
And back to 2017 they go.
Author's Favorite Team
All the focus on Lev Bell and Antonio Brown...they don't play DB though.
8-8 all over them. Book it.
Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Colts are actually pretty competitive, and just one fumble away from possibly 2-0.
Big Mover: Loss of 5 spots
And just like that...Redskins gonna Redskin.
Who would've though Quincy Enunwa and Robby Anderson would be one of the better WR duos?
Meh. Not impressed.
They had to do EVERYTHING to squeeze out a win without many of their starters. And they actually did it!
Maybe by putting them on the national game every week, this was all a conspiracy to get the nation to bed early.
And with that...Cleveland is the best of worst. Yay progress.
I'm willing to give Detroit the benefit of the doubt for week 1. But time to start winning, mmk?
Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Author's Favorite Team
"Not my job to do that" - BOB. Houston's mantra right now lol.
They at least showed some life, and actually been competitive at times.
Yyyeeeshh. Tavon burning Janoris was freaky deeky.
Big Mover: Loss of 7 spots
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Be honest, who actually thought the Bills WOULD come back against the Chargers?

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  1. Jorgeh0605
    Yea good write up. I look forward to these every week @Angry Ram

    I do think the Raiders will end up being better than those other basement dwelling teams. Probably 7-9 territory. I think this next week will really start to show which teams should start building their draft board already.
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  2. Farr Be It
    Great job, as usual, @Angry Ram

    It is surreal seeing us on top. Though it is earned.

    Polls mean nothing, though. (Except yours, of course! :whistle: )

    The Rams need to keep proving it on the field.
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  3. Ram65
    Nice write up. Lot's of teams in the unknown area in the bottom half of the rankings. Some will raise up. The very bottom seem like they will stay at the bottom. Rams have some big games coming up which could affect the rankings.
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